Charismatic Prophetess Says Heaven Smells like Pumpkin Pie and Cows Drive Around on Tractors

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic prophetess isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are Reincarnated For the Next Pregnancy, or even that there’s a place called ‘Jello-land’ in heaven that contains chocolate waterfalls and candy houses, claiming that certain parts of heaven smell like pumpkin pie, and that cows drive around on tractors.

Speaking to apprentice enabler Kelsey O’Malley on episode 82 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, Shultz asks her whether or not people can ride various dinosaurs in the afterlife.

I did have an encounter with the Father…. Just a short list of some of the places I’ve been taken to Heaven. There’s the Mountain of Spices which is mentioned in the Bible, is a literal place in heaven where it always smells like I say a pumpkin pie to me, that’s what it smells like. It smells like the fall. The leaves are always on the trees in the Mountain of Spices, but the leaves are like huge, this big.

Every purples and burgundys and oranges, the most vivid colors in heaven are in the Mountains of Spices, and every level you go up higher and higher, you smell another spice that you would probably have around in the fall. It’s an amazing place.

But that’s not else, She lists other places she’s been to, includin gone which has flowers the size of house.

I’ve been to the Valley of the Falls where I saw over 50 Falls, waterfalls the first time I was taken. But I’ve seen over 150 waterfalls, at the top of the Mountain of Spices are these fantastic waterfalls that fall 200 feet, and you ride them down. You jump into the waterfall though this is in heaven, and you ride all the way down to the bottom into the River of Life. And you go into these huge flowers, like this the size of a house, and that’s where you land. And then you swim out the flowers, down the leaves, into these beautiful pools created by the River of Life.

This is just giving you a little, tiny, mini glimpse of heaven. I’ve also been to Passionate Paradise, which is all about the love of Christ. And He will take you there if you’ve done something amazing with your life for him. He will take you Passionate paradise and sing his own song to you. And then he puts a song inside of you and you begin to sing that song, and everyone in heaven can hear you no matter where they are- this is heaven I’m talking about.

And lastly, the cows!

..But I’ve been to the Galleria, which is where a lot of the artists go, every form of paint, they paint the sky with liquid paint, and it remains. Everyone who is an artist or who wants to learn to be an artist, you actually can go there and get classes from people who have that gift of art.

There’s also of course the Art Barn, where the kids go, and the cows drive the tractors, this is heaven. They also have the flower concerts, with the flowers all come together and sing.

And so all these are things that exist in heaven to give you a little glimpse of what’s there. Of course, there’s the roller coaster, the (rush in?) heaven that goes through the sky, not on a track-under the Crystal Sea. You can breathe the water. Even fish can fly in the sky- I’m talking about flying fish. So no matter what you think of the Earth, there’s no way your mind can consider some of these beautiful, amazing things that are in heaven…

Lest you think no one cares about her wild ravings and mad ramblings, her videos typically run between 80-200k views, with hundreds and thousands of supportive comments. She’s not the fringe of continuationism, she’s mainstream.

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