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Prophetess-Wrangler Steve Shultz Asks a Very Troubling Question: Receives Demonic Answer

False prophetess-wrangler and Chief Enabler Steve Shultz, frequently found joined at the hip with our pink-haired hellion Kat Kerr as they reveal what heaven is like, based on Kerr having visited there “thousands of times,” has come out on a segment and asked a question that really gets to the heart of this little show they’re putting on.

Of course, Shultz is routinely asking ridiculous questions, like “Is there basketball in heaven? What does Jesus look like? What’s the weather like up there? Are there nine-headed giraffes? Do they have fast food in heaven like Arby’s or Mcdonalds? Can you buy lingerie in heavenly boutiques? What color beard did Jonah have? Have you ever the inside of an angel? Can I bite my fingers off? What happens if I swallow a coathanger? And on and on and all sorts of other oddball questions that would presuppose some sort of insider knowledge.

In this case, Shultz asks her:

“Have you ever seen Joseph in heaven? And because… people keep asking? Is there anything you know, that’s not written in the word about what happened with Joseph? How long was he around? How much did he see Jesus grow up? How much did he know? Do you know anything about his earthly life that we don’t see recorded?

Kat Kerr has become a walking, talking emblem of Gnosticism and charismatic mysticism, because the scriptures are not enough, and their demonic curiosity has led them to some dark places. Kerr, who in truth is a masterful improvisationalist, responds:

I know for certain that Joseph was around as long as the Father God needed him to be there with Jesus. He was his mentor. He was his trainer in his gift, which Jesus would do. Not used just on the earth, by the way. Jesus still does carpentry in heaven as the King of Kings. He’s never lost that gift. He took it to heaven with Him. Joseph is absolutely in heaven. I have seen Jesus and Joseph working on projects (Shultz “Really? Really! That’s a nice thing”) and carpentry projects. I don’t know what it is they’re working on-

Shultz “Oh his earthly father is building projects- I had never thought of that before.”

Well you know, that was Joseph’s gift. Joseph had a gift. His gift was carpentry. He was a master carpenter. He was known all over the city, by the city elders, by all the wealthy people whose wonderful furniture he made. And actually, that was one of the reasons why he and Mary weren’t stoned.

They weren’t stone because they (The townfolks) weren’t willing-I do know that from the Spirit of God.- They were not willing to lose the best carpenter they had. And therefore they didn’t stone them, which was not even normal for that day.

That would have happened. But of course, God protected. Joseph had to be there. He had to train Jesus in that natural gift that God made him as a businessman. He was sent as a businessman from heaven. Joseph was a businessman and he got to train Jesus most of his life, until he was well into the master carpentry.

Making up stuff about God and Joseph and Heaven is as demonic as it gets. They revel in secret knowledge because the bible isn’t a sufficiently captivating source, but rather Kerr’s mysticism is, and Shultz is more than happy to go along.



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Charismatic Prophetess: God Will Freeze Time Right Before Death to Give Pagans a Chance to Repent

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or she’s talking about dispatching her army reserves of more than 5 billion angels to go do spiritual battle, she’s explaining that men and women can “give Jesus the right” to freeze time seconds before a loved one dies in order to appear to them and give them a chance to be saved.

It’s an interesting bit of theology from Kerr, who also spent Episode 31 of ‘Wednesday with Kat and Steve’ talking about how hell is actually located in the center of the earth

But speaking on the age of accountability Katt informs chief-enabler Seve Shultz that people can “stand in the gap’ for a thousand generations, making it so that right before their ancestors die, Jesus will stop time and appear in front of them and give them an opportunity to believe in him, all but guaranteeing their salvation and profession of faith. She explains:

God had told me that there was not an it’s not a specific age, it’s what’s in the heart of the person. It’s what their understanding is in their heart. And everybody understands things or receives things at different ages or stages in their life. The other thing is, is you have to consider about a person and you may not have known, even if it was in a car accident, even at that very moment or time before the action took place, Christ can present themselves to them in the spirit realm, there is no time is what I’m trying to say. And many people even that moment, especially if they had somebody praying for them, if somebody close to them was praying for that person, it gave Christ the right, at that moment of death, because he has the keys of hell, death and the grave, to present himself to that person if they want him or not. So you can’t in your mind, you can’t put God in this box, except for one thing.

You’re not going to heaven without Jesus Christ. So that’s why God, when we declare things and stand in the gap for people, it gives Christ the right to present himself to them. Even if they’re in a coma, even at that moment of death coming itself. Remember that he has the keys to death. There’s a reason why he has those keys. So I’m telling people, I’m not giving people the right to just sin wantonly, thinking it doesn’t matter, that they’ll get a chance to know him.

But there are people standing the gap for people and God wants them to know you didn’t waste your words. And this also makes a difference; maybe you didn’t know your grandparents, maybe didn’t know your great grandparents. What if they stood in the gap? Christ will take the words of these people who gave themselves to Him, and they stand there and declare ‘I stand in the gap for the next 25 generations because I have been surrendered to you, because I have given my whole self to you, and I have not held back. I declare that you will use the keys and you will be able to present yourself to all of my family members coming on the earth, that they’ll know you, they’ll be in heaven, they’ll be in eternity, and we will have a time to rejoice.

If that happened-and you may not have ever met them- God takes those words. They’re alive. They’re just like they just spoke them even though they’re in heaven they’re still here, left them in the atmosphere of the Earth. Jesus will take those words and pursue that person….

So if these people are living this way, and they say, ‘I’m standing in the gap…I’m standing in the gap for the next 1000 generations of my family line that come upon this earth, if we’re all still here, we’re still here on earth is still here, I stand in the gap. They will know you, they will love you, they will give you their selves to you. However you do that, they will be in eternity with me and all of my family, we will rejoice, and there’ll be great in the earth for you.’ And God said, ‘I will give you that’ And then he said this. ‘And anyone who’s willing to make a stand like that, for their family line and those around them and their loved ones, I will do everything within my power and my son’s power to make a change give them a chance even at death to receive Him.’

Editor’s Note. This article was written by Pastor Ed Litton and published at Protestia

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Charismatic Says Prayer Literally Forms ‘Missiles’ that Blow up ‘Satan’s Mock Kingdom in the Second Heaven’

Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired spunky charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” is at it again! Never failing to entertain, this mainstream continuationist reveals that she has a new revelation from God about the inner workings of heaven, and it involves “prayer missiles!”

The product of a new acid trip/given visions by Satan, Kerr recounts to chief enabler Steve Shultz of ElijahStreams that when we pray, weapons come out of our mouths and make their way to the second heaven, where the blow up a mock kingdom satan has set up in heaven:

Now, when worship happens on the Earth, normally, it is collected, number one, by angels a lot of times, but it also goes up to the atmosphere and it is put into the bowls before the altar of God and it creates an incense. With that sacrifice of praise is the most beautiful incense in the throne room, when someone is doing that.

But it also creates a weapon, as you do that, when you say that, you know, You’re worthy, anyway. You are my God and I will not serve another. You are it.  Missiles come out of your mouth, and they go up to the Second Heaven where Satan has a little mock kingdom set up, and you actually blow up parts of it. I mean, really, it explodes. They have to try to rebuild all the time. And so you’re very dangerous against Hell.  On your worst days, we should always worship God…

Unsurprisingly, Shultz listens with rapt attention, eating it all up and blown away at her shiny new revelation. He says “Literally, this has never been taught to me.” [Editor’s note: That’s because she’s making it up, Steve. There are no Scriptural explanations like this anywhere.]

Hah.

No kidding.

Sadly, it’s not the craziest thing she’s ever said, with that honor either being the claim that in heaven, God and the angels mockingly refer to Joe Biden as “Sleepy Joe,” or when she weaved an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that when babies die in miscarriage, sometimes God “puts them back” in the womb.

As usual, HT to the give of scum and villainy known as the Friendly Atheist for the link and transcript.



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Kat Kerr Prophecies God will Supernaturally Storm Capitol Hill and ‘Kick Out’ Biden

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and ‘Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess making a fool of herself when she tries to control the weather, or recounting how when she visits heaven (trips out on acid/ given visions by satan) that even God and the angels refer to Joe Biden as ‘Sleepy Joe’, or weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that when babies die in miscarriage, sometimes God “puts them back” in the womb, she’s refusing to accept that Trump lost the election and that her prophecies were false, showing herself to be the ultimate “always Trumper.”

In this case, she describes how God appeared in her bedroom, visibly upset and mad as a hornet, saying that Trump won in a landslide and that Biden stole it.

Promising divine retribution, the Lord of Lords declared that nothing will stop him from enacting his divine plan into motion of “putting My son Donald Trump back in that White House” and promising to kick Biden out of the White House in what might be generously described as a supernatural storming of Capitol Hill.

She says that God says:

Can you not stand and not turn to the left and give himself as a partner to the evil that wants to take this land? Well, I say no, it will not happen. It will end and it will be done because I say it will be done!

Watch My hand move! Now that man is done with their process, I will put My show on, and no one will ever forget when that happens. There will be great celebrations in the streets of this country and around the world. That great victory has come on behalf of the body of Christ, on behalf of My America, that I’m not giving up to any enemy.

So be ready to see what will happen, regardless of what they show. The lying frying (?) news and the liars and the stealers and the takers will pay greatly for what they have tried to do. So they will fail and fail greatly in every way, because that landslide will pull every one of them down, and justice will be served, says your God.

So stand in the light, or run to the darkness. But nothing will stop Me from My plan of putting My son Donald Trump back in that White House. Even if they inaugurate the villain and try to put him there, I will kick him out. I will remove him and I remove every obstacle that’s in the way. Maybe they’ll show that in the news, says your God.

Watch the whole thing below, with the specific comments at the 6:30 mark. She gets a little crazy.

Hopefully the Almighty will have better luck than the rioters in Washington did.

HT to the give of scum and villainy known as the Friendly atheist for the transcript.

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Charismatic Prophetess Kat Kerr: ‘God and the Angels Call Biden ‘Sleepy Joe’ Too’

When charismatic “prophetess” and Dr. Michael Brown-approved seer Kat Kerr isn’t commanding 100 million angels to guard the RNC, or making a fool of herself when she tries to control the weather, she making daily trips up to heaven, claiming to have gone up and visited heaven thousands of times, to the point she has lost count.

Such a celebrated celestial tourist has naturally made other charismatics inquisitive about what the afterlife is like, what Jesus, God and the angels are up to, and what sort of mystical revelations she’s been given to bring back to the mere mortals on earth.

It was on this occasion that interviewer Steve Shultz, who oversees a litany of crazy-as-a-rat-in-a-coffee-can malcontent prophets at the Elijah List, (whom incidentally, not a one predicted the pandemic) asked Kerr whether or not God is shocked or disappointed when Trump does something bad.

Absolutely not. He knows exactly who he’s going to pick and you all know none of us are perfect. Is that correct? But he chooses. You know God’s seen the beginning and the end, and he knows exactly who he needs to do those jobs.

After letting us in on a prophetic word that President Trump will win a second term and then after he wins Vice President Pence will run and secure another 8 years, she gives some insider baseball on the nature of those rascally and rapscallion angels, letting us know that heaven is essentially one big MAGA rally.

“God likes bold personalities and I can tell you this: passionate people, that means they’re expressive, they’re fierce about what they believe in, and sometimes those people maybe go over a line we don’t like, but he’s not shocking God at all. That means it’s not necessarily okay, but you get it with the package, ok? And he is definitely accomplishing everything God wants.”

“And Actually, this is hilarious, the angels sometimes will repeat the very things that Trump say. Like they call him ‘Sleepy Joe.’ When God had me prophesying up in Colorado, he actually said these words, ‘Why would you pick a villain for a president when I have already sent you a superhero?’ That would be Trump.”

Lest anyone think that prophtess Kerr is suffering from altituide sickness from her many heavenly voyages, she is not on the fringes of continuationism and charasmaticism, but rather is in the mainstream and represents the center.

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Prophetess Kat Kerr Dispatches 1000 ‘Special Ops Angels’ in ‘Red, White & Blue Robes’ to Oversee Trump Victory

Prophetess Kat Kerr, general in the Lord’s angelic army, controller of weather, rebuker of hurricanes, and guaranteed to liven up prayer meetings everywhere, announced that 1000 special ops angels, adorned in red, white, and blue robes have been dispatched to earth to oversee Trump’s upcoming election victory: a reward for helping the President emerge victorious in 2016. 

Kerr, who is considered a “little extra” even by charismatic standards (but not by much) pointed out the anointing of the President while “prophesying” that he will win the election and that the whole thing is a done deal. It is this confidence perhaps that has her only commanding 1000 special ops angels, and not the 100 million she previously dispatched to oversee the Republican National Convention. She explains:

When he [Trump] speaks there is an anointing in his voice that brings healing hope. And you know what? We should have no fear. Remember the scriptures says ‘perfect love casts out all fear.’

So I don’t want anyone to be afraid of anything, and I can just tell you this from heaven: Trump is going to win. And no matter what the left and the liberals and the hate people and the fake news, no matter what they come together, even with some wicked people to plot the downfall of America, to make it a socialist country you don’t want that. If you’re too young to understand you don’t want it…

We in America are the land of the brave, the free, and the filled with God. And I can tell you that whole event was filled with the presence of God. And yes, there were 1,000 angels waiting. You know who these angels were? I could see them sitting all up in the…upper stands and everything, in the seats, and they were white—they just glow with the glory of God. But they actually were wearing red, white, and blue robes.

And the Holy Spirit said, ‘These angels are special ops angels that were sent from Heaven back in 2016 to fight on behalf of America, on our president, on his administration, God’s plans that he has for this country.’ And they were there to be sent out again right now. And we all did that…It was very powerful to see them. They shoot past us like beams of light, and they were very powerful beings. Very excited. Let me know, why were they there? God invited them, as a reward for what they’ve already done for America. To hear the words of those who stand in the gap, who will prophesy about what God wants done in America, who have powerful prayer warriors, all of them who were there.

We would ask Dr. Michael Brown to confirm this prophecy, but we’re still waiting for him to comment on the wolfish wager he made with cessationists that left him utterly bereft of credibility. If any other charismatics want to co-sign on all this, we’re all ears.

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Charismatic ‘Weather Warriors’ Try to Rebuke Hurricane Laura. It doesn’t go Well.

A charismatic prophetess and self-self-styled “weather warrior” who battles against Mother Nature and other demonic spirits set up a live stream to rebuke the hurricanes hitting the east coast, but had to postpone part of her rebuking session due to bad weather.

Katt Kerr, last seen assigning 100 million angels to the Republican National Convention, gathered up several thousand of her online followers and took a trip down to the beach where she could be in close proximity to the ocean. There, she rebuked the satanic spirits of the hurricane and declared them “illegal.”

In the bible it says in Genesis when God made the ocean, he set boundaries for the ocean that it cannot cross over on the land. Did you know that? So we, who have been given authority over all the power of the enemy, and anything the devil tries to get involved with, which by the way means any acts of violence anywhere, including the weather.

So we will be taking authority over the enemy- that’s satan- and commanding the armies of heaven to go and begin to shred the storm, just so you know what we will be saying.

We also will be commanding the millibars or the pressure to rise in that storm. As the pressure rises it downgrades that storm, because that storm feeds on low-pressure system, so when we call the high pressure to come from inside that storm, you’re actually beating that storm up.

So don’t think about it. Don’t try to reason it out. Just know what Jesus said, the things he did we will do also..so we’re going to do this together. I will pause in between the statements so you can say them with me, and at the very end, we’re going to bash that storm laura. Because it doesn’t have the right to bring death and destruction.

There’s many scriptures that say God sends the rain to nourish the earth, so we’re not tolerating violence in any form, but right now we’re not tolerating it in the weather. So are you ready, you weather warriors? Everyone say it: as a child of God, and an act of my will..I chose to take authority over the storm Laura!

All that scripture twisting and witchcraft aside, after giving this initial salvo against the devil and his mischievous weather, and as they prepare to rebuke the Category 4 Hurricane and shut down its 150 mph sustained winds and propensity for abject destruction, the weather warriors were knocked offline for over an hour due to bad weather. And not even bad weather, but simply it was “too hot.”

The fact that she did not rebuke the sun and its cursed heat seems like a missed opportunity.

But eventually, Kerr and the crew get their act together and set up boundaries of faith around the gulf.

These boundaries were promptly smashed and overrun by the hurricane because God is sovereign over all the weather and nothing happens outside of his prescriptive will.

We do not anticipate this abject failure and reproach of God’s name to deter Kerr in the least and expect her to claim success and to see her pink hair and magic staff rebuking the demonic spirits of the next natural disaster.