Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired spunky charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” is at it again! Never failing to entertain, this mainstream continuationist reveals that she has a new revelation from God about the inner workings of heaven, and it involves “prayer missiles!”
The product of a new acid trip/given visions by Satan, Kerr recounts to chief enabler Steve Shultz of ElijahStreams that when we pray, weapons come out of our mouths and make their way to the second heaven, where the blow up a mock kingdom satan has set up in heaven:
Now, when worship happens on the Earth, normally, it is collected, number one, by angels a lot of times, but it also goes up to the atmosphere and it is put into the bowls before the altar of God and it creates an incense. With that sacrifice of praise is the most beautiful incense in the throne room, when someone is doing that.
But it also creates a weapon, as you do that, when you say that, you know, You’re worthy, anyway. You are my God and I will not serve another. You are it. Missiles come out of your mouth, and they go up to the Second Heaven where Satan has a little mock kingdom set up, and you actually blow up parts of it. I mean, really, it explodes. They have to try to rebuild all the time. And so you’re very dangerous against Hell. On your worst days, we should always worship God…
Unsurprisingly, Shultz listens with rapt attention, eating it all up and blown away at her shiny new revelation. He says “Literally, this has never been taught to me.” [Editor’s note: That’s because she’s making it up, Steve. There are no Scriptural explanations like this anywhere.]
Sadly, it’s not the craziest thing she’s ever said, with that honor either being the claim that in heaven, God and the angels mockingly refer to Joe Biden as “Sleepy Joe,” or when she weaved an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that when babies die in miscarriage, sometimes God “puts them back” in the womb.
As usual, HT to the give of scum and villainy known as the Friendly Atheist for the link and transcript.
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