Bethel Pastor Describes God ‘Losing His Virginity’ By Having Sex with Congregation
Bethel Church's School of Supernatural Ministry Pastor Dave Ward, who is sure to become a mainstay here on Protestia, told...
Charismatic Nonsense
Kat Kerr Claims Nowhere Does Bible Say Prophets Must Apologize for False Prophecies
When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and prophetess isn't making a fool of herself when she tries to control the...
NAR Heretic Ché Ahn’s Church Has a 24k Gold Ceiling, $1,000,000 Chandelier
Charismatic pastor and head of the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) Ché Ahn has revealed that his Church is bursting at...
Famed SBC Bible Teacher Beth Moore Doesn’t Know Denomination’s View of Spiritual Gifts
Beth Moore has been in fine form this last week, proving much fodder for the faithful demonstrating why she's been...
It’s 2021, and Andy Stanley’s Church Isn’t Open Yet
North Point Community Church pastor Andy Stanley, who on July 14th declared that his church doors would be officially closed...
Bethel Church Pastrix Promotes God Healing Through Holy Snoring
A Bethel Church pastrix (because there's no such thing as a female pastor) who is likely to be a regular...
Charismatics Issue Death Threats after ‘Prophet’ Repents of Giving False Trump Prophecy
Well-known charismatic "prophet" and speaker Jeremiah Johnson has been subjected to thousands of blistering emails and death threats after apologizing...
Kat Kerr Prophecies God will Supernaturally Storm Capitol Hill and ‘Kick Out’ Biden
When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and ‘Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess making a fool of herself when she tries to...
Shawn Bolz Apologizes For False Trump Prophecy, Barely
Charismatic preachers are less accurate in their prophetic predictions than drunken meteorologists. In fact, coronavirus has proven that charismatics are far...
Jeremiah Johnson Issues Huge Public Apology for False Prophecy
Well-known charismatic false-prophet Jeremiah Johnson has issued an extremely public apology for false prophecies he made regarding the election of...
