Hasbro Offers ‘A.I. Powered’ Ouija Board to ‘Access the Spirit Realm’
In an egregious act of demonic divination, toymaker and multinational conglomerate Hasbro created an AI-powered Ouiji Board, inviting folks to...
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Doug Wilson, Canon Press Selling Flamethrower for ‘No Quarter November’
In honor of No Quarter November, a month of "unvarnished truth," where the folks in Moscow go hard in the...
Breaking: Cross-Dressing Baptist Pastor Commits Suicide Days After Being Exposed
FL Copeland, the Smiths Station pastor who was recently exposed as leading a double life as a perverted cross-dressing Instagram...
Baptist Pastor Caught Living a Secret Life as Cross-Dressing Instagram Model Says He Has ‘Nothing to be Ashamed Of’
Update. This 'pastor' took his own life earlier today 11/03/23. F.L. "Bubba" Copeland, the lead pastor of First Baptist Church...
‘Babylon Bee, ‘Not the Bee’ Founder Adam Ford Sells Company and Says Goodbye to Both
The Babylon Bee founder and 'Not the Bee' co-founder Adam Ford, has announced that he's sold his last remaining stake...
Creation Museum Begins Construction Work on Next Project: A Massive 1st Century Model of Jerusalem
Answers in Genesis' Ken Ham has revealed that construction for the Ark Encounter's newest upcoming attraction is well underway, with...
Famed Hell-Denying Preacher Moved to ‘Comfort Care’ as Cancer Consumes
'Bishop' Carlton Pearson's family has announced on Facebook that the famed apostate has been moved to "comfort care" in response...
Openly Queer ‘Christian’ Artist Announces That Her ‘Wife’ is Pregnant
Openly queer ‘Christian’ artist Semler has announced on TikTok that she's expecting a baby with her 'wife' Elizabeth Capel. Semler...
Gavin Ortlund Leaving Church To Become Full-Time Theology YouTuber. May God Help Us All
Gavid Ortlund is both doing the world a favor and cursing it, announcing on X that he's leaving the pastorate...
Arch-heretic Kenneth Copeland ‘When you don’t tithe, you’ve got a ticking time bomb in your pocket’
When arch-heretic Kenneth Copeland is not giving false prophecies about COVID being destroyed, throwing someone in a wheelchair to the floor, casting away...
