Tim Keller Tweet Generator
May 10, 2021
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New and improved, and now including authentic quotes from the city’s favorite guru himself! See if you can figure out which ones are real or fake!
Admittedly, I was interested in this Twitter affair from the start. That’s saying something, considering I rarely care about what stage of fire evangelicalism is in anymore. Once the dumpster has been lit, there’s no unlighting it. But there was something special about this sparring match. IN ONE CORNER, KYLE
It’s Monday at 9AM, and I have already seen what is likely to be the dumbest thing all week. I don’t know if the tweet is new, and I don’t particularly care. Making its way into the annals of retarded things spoken by super sthmarrrt people daily cataloged at Protestia
In a jailhouse interview with Rebel News reporter Adam Soos, a Canadian Pastor arrested for the crime of having church services over the 15-person capacity says that he has been subjected to poor conditions while in jail, alleging that he is being thrown around, deprived of sleep and has been
The fifty-ninth album in an ongoing series documenting faithful churches gathering for Sunday service in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic. One year in, and we’re still doing this. With some churches still not gathering in-person in these dark times and others being persecuted by the government for being open,
Global Fire Ministries International has announced that they have let go co-founder and heretical false prophet (our words) Jeff Jansen, citing “unscriptural and unbiblical behavior” as the cause of his termination from the ministry. Laying it all out there, they said in a statement on the website, which has now
A Canadian Pastor has been arrested in the streets and thrown in jail for the crime of having a church service that exceeds the 15-person limit. Artur Pawlowski and brother David were arrested immediately after Sunday’s service, with half a dozen police cars and over a dozen officers surrounding them and
Famous prosperity preacher and arch-heretic Benny Hinn is in some dire financial straits, according to recently filed court documents, revealing that World Healing Center Church (WHCC), otherwise known as Benny Hinn Ministries, has been embroiled in financial difficulties for years, and is drawing every closer to collapse. According to TrinityFi,
The second-largest Southern Baptist Church in the world has proudly announced that they have chosen to ordain their first three women pastors, ending 40 years of having only men as elders and repudiating their former convictions that the office of pastor is off limits to women. This violation and gross
For Southern Baptist leaders embracing Critical Race Theory and Standpoint Epistemology, this is the kind of slander, embarrassment, childishness, and downright racism that you are encouraging. In a tweet “celebrating” completing his Masters in Theology (proving they’ll give these degrees to anyone willing to pay for them), the always-twamatized Kyle
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