False ‘prophet’ and “seer” Micah Turnbo continues to prove he’s as crazy as a rat in a coffee can and as unhinged as ever, recounting an angelic encounter in his bathroom where heavenly beings taught him spiritual lessons from his bowel movements.
Last year, Turnbo, the Pastor of Prophetic Ministry at Vineyard Church Northwest in Cincinnati, Ohio, and the founder of Behold Wonder, came under scrutiny for claiming that he frequently goes to heaven where he experiences fantastical extra-biblical revelation, along with writing homoerotic fanfiction about him and Jesus under the guise of prophetic insights.
Turnbo claimed he once sat on God the Father’s lap and played with God’s sparkly beard, that God the Father likes eating ‘spicy food’ whereas Jesus has a ‘sweet tooth, that Judas is in heaven, that Jesus’ favorite marvel hero is “Spider-Man” and that he loves watching Avengers movies, and that Jesus entered into his video game and became a character while angels gave him tricks for beating the game.
He was later removed from his position and announced he was taking a break from public ministry, deleting his social media accounts while acknowledging: “I recognize that some of my writings and interview comments have included statements that do not align with Scripture.”
A mere few months later, he returned, completely unrepentant and worse off than when he left, claiming that demons masturbate and ejaculate all over you every time you look at pornography.
Turnbo, appearing on the ‘I Am The Key’ podcast with hosts/ enablers Rodica Alexa and Catalina Manari, explained:
“An angel walks in, his wings fill most of the bathroom…I don’t want to be TMI, but get up and you wipe. You know, you take care of things. And I tried to flush the toilet, but it was having a hard time going down. It- just the floaters.
And the angel comes over and he said, “Oh.” I’m like, I cannot believe this is happening. Angel comes over, he says, “ah. And he says, you got some floaters.”
And I said, “yes.’ And he said, you know, this is reminds me of repentance. He said, “you just have to keep flushing, taking your thoughts captive and keep flushing, and eventually the poop will go down.”
h/t Revealing Truth on YT.
