The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) is functionally one of the most heretical and demonic denominations in America.
From Planned Parenthood Logo on Clergy Clothes to Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades,this pro-LGBTQ, pro-abortion cauldron of wokeness and deviant perversion runs neck in neck with the PCUSA in a contest to see which denomination hates Jesus more, and they usually come on top.
ELCA Considers Expelling all Conservative, Anti-LGBTQ Pastors from their Midst
World’s Grossest Lutheran ‘Pastor’ Says More Really Gross Things About ‘Heteronormative Marriages’
Church Holds’ Pride Worship Service’ Featuring all LGBTQ Songs
Woke Church Newsletter Invites Congregants To Help Pay for Abortions and Abortion Pills
Pastrix Says Jesus Called Syrophoenician Woman a ‘B*****’ + “Jesus Screwed Up, She Redeems Him”
This brings us to Edina Community Lutheran Church in Edina, MN. Led by impastor Anna Helgen, they check all the boxes to be considered one of the worst churches in the denomination, and are perhaps best known for their demonic bastardization of the apostles’ creeds called the Sparkle Creed.
"Let us confess our faith today in the words of the Sparkle Creed" pic.twitter.com/CXeQQZvhbC
— Woke Preacher Clips (@WokePreacherTV) June 27, 2023
Well, they’re up to their old tricks again, releasing a variant of the Apostles Creed called “The Immigrants Creed,” which was written by PCUSA pastor José Luis Casal, an immigrant from Cuba:
I believe in Almighty God,
who guided those in exile and in exodus,
the God of Joseph in Egypt and Daniel in Babylon.
the God of the stranger and the immigrant.I believe in Jesus Christ,
a displaced person from Galilee,
who was born far from his people and home.
Who had to flee with his parents when his life was in danger,
and who upon returning to his own country
Had to suffer the oppression of the tyrant Pontius Pilate, the servant of a foreign power.Jesus was persecuted, beaten, tortured, and violently unjustly accused and condemned to death.
But on the third day, this rejected Jesus rose from the dead,
not as a foreigner, but to offer us heavenly citizenship.I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the eternal immigrant of the kingdom of God among us,
who speaks all languages, lives in all countries,
and reunites all races.I believe that the church is a safe home
for all who are strangers and believers who make up the church.
I believe that the communion of the saints expands
when we accept the diversity of the saints.
I believe in forgiveness, which makes us all equal,
and in reconciliation, which identifies us more
than race, language, or nationality.I believe that in the resurrection
God unites us as a people
in which all are different and equal at the same time.I believe in eternal life beyond this world
where no one will be an immigrant
but we will be citizens of the kingdom of God
that has no end, amen.
From the Lutheran Church (ELCA) that brought you the "Sparkle Creed' we now have the 'Immigrants Creed'
— Protestia (@Protestia) March 27, 2026
"I believe in Jesus Christ,
a displaced person from Galilee…
I believe that the communion of the saints expands
when we accept the diversity of the saints." pic.twitter.com/r5rbxrEotl






















