Woke Presbyterian Church Uses ‘Pumpkin Spiced Communion’ to Draw in Visitors

As fall arrives in the Christian world, the occasional woke church and cringe congregation will advertise on their signs that they are serving pumpkin spice communion, which invariably ends up being just a gag or a way to get attention, such as the following congregations ove rthe years.

Not so with Beacon Church in Philedelphia. An LGBTQ-affirming, recently chartered church of the Presbyterian Church (USA), Rev. Laura Colee has made it their mission to be relevent, and what better way than dressing up the body of Christ with a little cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg and cloves as a way of drawing in folks fascinated by the novelty of it all?

We contacted the ‘church’ to see if they were indeed serious, and they confirmed “We’ll be using a pumpkin-spiced brioche bread starting this Sunday throughout October.”

While it’s not as bad as the time that a Woke Church uses Skittles and Ice Tea for Communion Elements in Honor of Trayvon Martin’s Last Meal, it also isn’t much better.

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3 thoughts on “Woke Presbyterian Church Uses ‘Pumpkin Spiced Communion’ to Draw in Visitors

  1. well it is not the Eucharist. they can do what they want after all it’s equally bogus no matter what they do. of course if you want the real deal swim the Tiber

    1. You really need to watch this documentary and ask God to give you spiritual eyes and ears to see the truth and flee that blasphemous church you claim is the only true one which couldn’t be more false as it’s the greatest enemy to the gospel and Christianity in general throughout history. I am so blessed to have escaped it. I pray the same for you.

      https://youtu.be/utIAnY5I8CU?si=ssGJBlrTld1-3pZ3

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