Charismatic Prophetess Says Angels have Pet Sharks and Dinosaurs in Heaven that Accompany them on Missions

When our favorite pink-haired charismatic “prophetess” Kat Kerr isn’t revealing how to access the ‘body parts room’ in heaven, sharing how heaven smells like pumpkin pie and where cows drive around on tractors, claiming she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or talking about how heaven is filled with giant 20ft sasquatches, unicorns, 200ft high cryptids, she’s letting in little secrets of what heaven is like, such as sharing how angels have pets in heaven that occasionally accompany them to earth.

Speaking to chief-enabler Steve Shultz on Episode 104 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, Shultz has his mind blown after he asks her whether or not angels have pets in heaven:

Kerr: Yes, actually, they do have pets, and that’s why we have pets. They were the first ones to have pets. Before (unintelliegable) little spirits the angels had pets. And sometimes they go with them on missions, sometimes they don’t go with them on missions…yes absolutely they have pets.

Shultz, after saying ‘Wow’ and ‘really?’ a half-dozen times. “Oh, I did not know that. This is very cool.”
All right.”

Kerr: There’s nothing new on the earth.

Shultz: I guess I’m learning more and more. I mean, it never occurred to me.

Kerr: They have different strange pets that we don’t have...They do have some creatures that might have two heads, eight eyes. No I’m not talking about Mars, people. I’m talking about the world called heaven where there are creatures, creatures Steve… Intelligent creatures that you would think was like maybe an animal or something, but they’re not. Especially these wouldn’t be ones probably from the earth. But they do still have, absolutely do have pets.

Later on she goes on to clarify that in heaven, people can have any kind of animal they want for a pet, such as dinosaurs, sharks, and manatees, which they can also ride underwater, and which would be same for the angels

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