Hillsong Pastrix Gets Sermon Idea From Cringey Pastor’s Cringey ‘Rap Promo’

Hillsong Church’s global senior Co-Pastor Lucinda Dooley is about unqualified as they come to preach and claim the role of ‘pastrix’ and this is no more evident than during a recent sermon where she explains she spent 8 hours “getting a word on the ‘I Am of God” but that it wasn’t working and couldn’t put the sermon together. 

Consequently, she recalled the time Pastor Ed Young Jr (who did one of the most outrageous things we ever heard of, in the endnotes) came and spoke at their heretic-riddled conference a dozen years ago. She couldn’t remember the message, but the phrase ‘whole ‘nother level’ stuck with her, forming the basis of her sermon- that God is getting ready to take them to a ‘whole ‘nother level’ in their finances, business, confidence and relationships. 

She proceeds to then claim that she’s had a vision of God watering the congregation holding swords, “walking forward into God has for us,” which is “beyond their wildest dreams” and that the secret to God bringing you to a whole ‘nother level is seeing past the problem, exemplified in Caleb seeing past the giants as they were entering the promised land. 

While we can’t locate the original sermon anymore, we did manage to get our hands on the promo video he cut of it:

It’s worth noting that other conference speakers included Trinity-denier T.D. Jakes, Christine Caine, Joseph Prince, Joel Osteen and Andy Stanley.

She concludes by leading the congregation through a mantra of their need to ‘shift the dish’, by getting in alignment with God, using a satellite dish that needed to be adjusted to get a better signal as her metaphor.


h/t Salt and Light YT channel

Bonus: Pastor Ed Young is senior pastor of Fellowship Church, a 30,000-member multisite megachurch spread across Texas and Florida has done some terrible and goofy things in his time.

He launched the now-defunct “Pastor’s Fashion” website, which sought to teach pastors how to dress in the coolest clothes by hiding the muffin-top rolls with compression garments. He engaged in a “sexperiment” with his wife, where he and his spouse spent 24 hours on the rooftop of their church, cuddled up in bed, after advocating for 30-day sex challenges to promote his new book.

Recently, in a horrifying chain of events that treats the body of Christ like a commodity, congregants of Fellowship Church in Miami, a satellite campus of Ed Young’s church, had the shock of their lives when they were told at the end of a sermon that their building had been sold to a new megachurch looking to expand in the area, and that service would be their last. Ever. The church closed its doors and shut down its social media pages and website that day, leaving up to 200 members scrambling over where to go next, the pastor recalled to the mothership.

In fact, mere months ago Young Jr. released a music video featuring him dancing around wearing gold chains, fake tattoos on his arms, neck, knuckles, and under his eye, baggy clothes, beanie, all the while mimicking pointing to a mouth grill, and last year he was still preaching on the 20-year-old bible-twisting fad “Prayer of Jabez

In a recent sermon also berated and characterized believers who want to bed fed God’s word from the pulpit as a bunch of ‘dirty-diaper’ wearing babies.

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