Charismatic Prophetess Reveals the 24 Elders in Heaven are Basically like Waiters or Hostesses at Heavenly Parties

And round about the throne were four and twenty seats: and upon the seats I saw four and twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment; and they had on their heads crowns of gold. Revelation 4:4 KJV

When our favorite pink-haired charismatic “prophetess” Kat Kerr isn’t revealing how to access the ‘body parts room’ in heaven, sharing how heaven smells like pumpkin pie and where cows drive around on tractors, claiming she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or talking about how heaven is filled with giant 20ft sasquatches, unicorns, 200ft high cryptids, she’s recounting all the mysteries she’s learned during her thousands of trips to heaven.

Speaking to chief-enabler Steve Shultz on episode 96 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, she explains that the 24 elders in heaven give counsel to God when they’re not helping host parties and big events or trash-talking Lucifer

Shultz: Have you seen the 24 elders sitting on the throne? Do you know the elders? Like, their names? Have you ever talked to any of them?

Kerr: Um, I’ve seen a couple of them, they said something to me. I don’t generally go up there and walk around and talk to anybody really, I’m like taken to specific places to get revelation on it. If I’m present, I’ll hear things that are said.

But these 24 Elders are not the leaders of the 12 tribes of Israel, they are not, and they’re not the disciples. (unintelligible) has to figure it out in their own head what they think God is doing. They’re 24 spiritual beings that have been with him, probably, if not forever, probably a very long time. It’s a council. They’re like a council, (God the Father) takes counsel with (them) about things.

But what they do right now in heaven, is they actually go around asking everybody, ‘is there something I can help you with’?

“Really?” Shultz asks, lapping up every word.

Kerr: Yeah. Because you know, it says to be the greatest of all will be what?

Shultz: A servant:

Kerr: Yes, they go around heaven to see who they can serve, and why would they need to serve them? People all over heaven are always creating events. You’re gonna have a big event and invite half of heaven, all of heaven. And because it’s a major thing like that, they want to know what can they do to help you. And that’s really what they’re doing most of the time, besides meeting with God in His boardroom or his council room.

(God the Father) likes to take counsel, even with some of the people come home to heaven. I’ve seen he has a boardroom, the Father does, and he’ll invite them in just to hear what his plans are… But these 24 Elders are not someone who lived on the earth at one time.

Kat concludes by saying that she was talking to some of them, and was struck by the fact that they were laughing and excited about justice coming to earth, making comments about Lucifer and his future.

They were laughing because the enemy’s going to lose so bad. He’s always lost, and they were talking about him being a loser, that Satan was a loser.

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2 thoughts on “Charismatic Prophetess Reveals the 24 Elders in Heaven are Basically like Waiters or Hostesses at Heavenly Parties

  1. As JD would often remark, “crazy as a rat in a coffee can…”
    I miss JD Hall – please return to this site, already.

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