Disgraced Megachurch Pastor Perry Noble Got the Most Perfect Tattoo Ever

Perry Noble recently added two new tattoos to his lineup, perhaps competing with Dr. James White on who can fill up their sleeve first.

The first is a bible verse scrawled across his arm.

By way of background and to give context, Noble was the founder and lead pastor of Newspring Church, an SBC mega-church with a daily attendance of 32,000. He was seen as a rock star in evangelical circles, headlining major conferences and sending social media ablaze with every new provocation from the pulpit, of which there were many.

Then the story broke. Perry Noble had been kicked out of his church by his elders for his “posture toward his marriage and increased reliance on alcohol and other behaviors” (essentially being an alcoholic whose life and marriage was out of control).

Unfortunately, reconciliation did not occur, either with the Church or with his wife. A year after he had been whisked away, the elders at Newspring still deemed Noble unfit for ministry, with lead Pastor Clayton King informing the congregation, “Perry currently does not meet the biblical qualifications of a pastor, teacher, shepherd.”

Since then, Noble followed in the footsteps of many disgraced pastors by returning to ministry right soon thereafter. He started a new church called “Second Chance Church” that is now running nearly 1500 people every week, being on the cusp of megachurch status. Despite claiming at the time there was no hint of sexual immorality between him and his wife, he divorced her a few years ago and got remarried just a few months ago.

Given the genesis of his church, themes of “God is the God of second chances,” “God will not abandon you at your worst,” “You’re not garbage,” and “God wants to restore what was once lost” punctuate nearly every sermon.

As such, the verse is fitting within Noble’s worldview.

The second? It is so on-brand it hurts. This is usually the sort of tattoo reserved for single mothers who listen to Cardi B all day and post on their Facebook page, “My kids are my life!!!” despite the grandparents having custody. Or men like Perry Noble.

It’s not biblical, but danged it if Noble won’t pretend that it is.



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