When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that when babies die in miscarriage, sometimes God “puts them back” in the womb, or that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, she’s explaining how there are rainbow-colored pink unicorns in heaven and even a surf park, here beach lovers can surf and swim underwater.
Speaking to chief-enabler and gullibility king Steve Shultz on Episode 26 of “Wednesdays with Kat and Steve! she answers a question about heaven from a 10-year-old girl who asks her about the fantastical place.
You’re going to be so excited to find out that creatures, what we would call animals here on earth, are called creatures in heaven, are every color in the rainbow. You will be amazed! I literally have seen unicorns in heaven and if you get an old bible, the King James Bible, they’re mentioned nine times…if you get a KJV and you search for unicorns in the King James Version, you’ll see nine times he’s mentioned it.
And so they are in heaven, they definitely have pink ones in heaven and there’s a whole area in heaven that has beaches for people to surf on, to play in, uh it’s a beautiful place.
It’s called the Wipeout Surf Park. They have parks in heaven- amusement parks- but this one is literally made for people who love the beach.
Now just so you have heads up, there will be no bikinis present, people. It’s not about getting sun on your flesh, it’s you and your spiritual body enjoying the water. You can swim under the water and breathe it. You can surf hundred-foot waves and you might fall off a couple of times but you won’t get hurt.
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