SBC Megachurch Dresses up a Horse as a Unicorn and Drags it on Stage for a Sermon Illustration
Church by the Glades in Coral Springs, FL, is the embodiment of instituting worldly entertainment in the pathetic hope of catching the attention of wayward goatlings and luring them into staying.
Known for their extravagant attempts to keep their members entertained, in the past few months alone, the 8000- member Southern Baptist megachurch led by David Hughes played a Beyonce song about Dominatrixes, a cover of Run D.M.C’s sleazy and sexual song Walk this Way in church, performed Kendrick Lamar’s N95, only cleaned up and sanitized for church audiences, removing the curse words and racial epitaphs for a sermon illustration, put on a Willy Wonka Christmas worship service’ and put on crazy ‘Baby Shark’ mashup during service, replete with smoke and canons!
For their new sermon series, Hughes dragged a horse up on stage dressed like a unicorn- with the smallest horn possible- in an attempt at a sermon illustration of some sort. Thankfully the horse in some way “misbehaved” and was quickly taken off stage, rendering the whole thing pointless and bizzare.
Hughes previously stated that he wants every weekend to be as memorable a spossible, using this lame bible twist to justify his actions.
The church should have a show- every weekend we should have a show. I’ll tell you why. For my super spirituals right now, don’t log off, because Jesus promised and Matthew’s Gospel that anytime two or three or more would gather in his name, he would SHOW.
Our only regret is that the horse didn’t leave a gift for Hughes- which would have been a real illustration.
When the Bible isn’t enough, nothing is ever enough.
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David Hughes is feeling the heat of competition from Michael Todd’s Easter abomination and has to up his game to stay ‘relevant’
Unless he repents and actually leads his goats, he is destined for hell