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No, This ‘Prophet’ Did NOT Prophesy the Trump Assassination Attempt

There is a video going around of a man ‘prophesying in great detail’ about the assassination attempt on Trump’s life, but this is not something we should marvel at.

Instead, this whole video is nonsense.

So who is this “prophet?” Brandon Biggs has a YT channel where he spends much of his time recounting visions and prophetic dreams the Lord is giving him, sharing hundreds of prophecies that he believes he is being shown, most involving the destruction of the United States and upcoming doom and pestilence.

These include: the Lord showing him an upcoming massive EMP attack on America from “Oriental people” using missiles from the “USSR” that take out half the midwest, that Italy will have a massive volcano eruption that will cause major devastation, that there will soon be another plague that will kill 350,000,000 people, that there will be a major earthquake that results in helicopters having to fly in food for hundreds of cities across America because all the bridges will collapse across the country.

He’s described in vivid detail the upcoming start of WW3, regaling his audience of all the details of how that will begin, and notably has previously falsely prophesied a major crash of the economy in 2013, urging everyone to buy rations and supplies, which resulted in anyone who believed him suffering financial hardships.

In fact, he had to personally call up everyone he falsely prophesied to say ‘sorry,’ and was subsequently forbidden by one pastor from ever prophesying in their church again.

He also falsely prophesied around this time that silver would go to $100/oz and that the Iraqi Dinars would skyrocket (also urging everyone to invest in it, even though it tanked and they again all lost their shirts)

Furthermore, 28 second sound clips are fun, but let’s look at the whole conversation to see what else he’s saying.

Immediate; prior to the prophecy, Biggs says that the upcoming passover will accelerate politics, war, etc, and there will be record-breaking temperatures, including the largest tornadoes we have ever seen in history, 150MPH microburst winds, lasting into the Fall season. We’ll be looking for these.

As it pertains to prophecies about assassination attempts on the President, the bar is really low. The prediction that someone might try to take out one of the most hated men in America, one who gets compared to Hitler on a regular basis and has the entire forces of the mainstream media against him, driving the narrative that he must be stopped at all cost…is basically par for the course.

Notably, this quote from Tucker Carlson in 2023 is also obviously “prophetic:”

“If you begin with criticism, then you go to protest, then you go to impeachment, now you go to indictment and none of them work. What’s next? Graph it out, man. We’re speeding towards assassination, obviously. … They have decided — permanent Washington, both parties have decided — that there’s something about Trump that’s so threatening to them, they just can’t have him.”

But if someone were to speculate/ predict about how Trump might be assassinated, it’s reasonable to assume the method wouldn’t be with a vial of poison or a knife attack, but a gun.

Also, Biggs makes it sound like the bullet will bust his eardrum because it misses his head. Instead, we see the bullet actually hit him, with no indication that his eardrum is burst. Biggs claims that in this moment, Trump fell to his knees and was “worshiping the lord” and was “radically born again.”

While we hope this occurs, there is no evidence or indication that this occurred at all. Of course we’ve seen the pic of Trump on his knees with his hands in front of him, which is a reasonable position to be in when a ton of Secret Service agents just tackled you and are piled on top of you.

Immediately after the clip ends, however, what these people didn’t include, is that Biggs claims once Trump takes power, there will be a great economic crash during Trump’s term “worse than the Great Depression,” which saw almost 25% unemployment rates and those who didn’t lose their jobs see their wages cut in half.

Biggs says that Trump and his advisors pray and intercede for America, which at that point the financial crisis will be lifted.

In short, a noted and documented false prophet who routinely shares hundreds of prophecies and revelations from God, amassing quite the collection that he can point to go and say “see, see!,” pointed out that someone would try to assassinate Trump but fail in the most commonly and predictable way ever if one is going to fail in an assassination attempt, gets a key detail wrong, and then in his next breath says America will, in the next four years, suffer an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.

Sorry continuationists, but this is not the W many of you are touting it to be:

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Charismatic Prophet Says Freddie Mercury Is in Heaven Throwing Concerts

Charismatic prophet Matthew Robert Payne is about as crazy as a rat in a coffee can. He epitomizes what it means to be led astray by every wind of doctrine. His prophetic pontifications make Kat Kerr look as sober and biblically literate as John MacArthur. He is quite possibly on the fringiest fringe of the continuationist movement, but he must have started somewhere, and that somewhere is mainstream charismaticism.

Payne’s schtick involves claims that he goes to heaven daily and then has hour-long interviews with famous people from the bible- Mary Magdalene, King David, Eve, Elijah Jesus, and God the Father himself, asking them about their childhood, what they like most about heaven, what are their favorite foods, what are their favorite memories not mentioned in the bible, what TV shows they watch from heaven, what they do for fun in heaven, etc.

He then records what they say to him and writes a book about it. To this end, he has self-published 55 Books on amazon, most which either are free or go for $0.99 cents. Miraculously, some have dozens of review. For one book series, Conversations with God, we read

“Imagine if you could hear God speak. Imagine if you could sit down and speak to God about a wide range of subjects that are helpful to the Christian faith and have him respond to you.

Matthew Robert Payne did exactly that over the course of a month. He sat down with the subjects covered in his previous book, “Jesus Speaking Today,” and asked God to open up about them. What follows is a number of intimate conversations with God.

God shares his heart with Matthew in a way that is raw, honest and candid. Peek inside the pages to see how God speaks to his friend who is interested in hearing his heart. Listen in on these conversations as God gets personal and emotional about the things that matter to him and that should ultimately matter to humanity.

It is Matthew’s hope that this book will encourage you to learn to hear from God for yourself and encourage you to journal what God says to you each day.”

Hard pass

He also explains that he charges for his prophecies now, about 22$ each, because the Lord told him to request a donation. This is completely legit because after all, he himself is paying a prophet named Jeremy Lopez $40 for personal prophecies, so his charging makes sense. Payne also offers trips to heaven for $100, explaining:

Through speaking to the prophet Bob Jones in the Councils of Heaven, I was instructed to make an offer possible for people to be able to visit heaven, to visit their loved ones and to see parts of heaven….if for some reason when we attempt to experience heaven together, you cannot see heaven, I will refund $50 USD so that you are not too much out of pocket. I take this payment for the time in invest in trying to make the trip happen.

Recently, he claims that he saw Queen singer Freddie Mercury in heaven, the openly gay musician who died of AIDS in 1991. Payne says there are unspecified “contests” in heaven, and those who win get to partake in an intimate concert with Freddie Mercury playing the piano and singing. For those who question how Mercury is in heaven, Payne reveals what Mercury told him regarding the source of his salvation:

“I have to explain that there were millions of people, millions of christians in the world praying for my salvation. And during the time I had cancer, I went unconscious towards the end and I had a vision of Jesus. Jesus asked me if I want to accept him to be my savior and I always assumed that Jesus didn’t like gays. And I was overjoyed to say yes to him, but no one really knows about my salvation, and I was overjoyed to come to heaven and heaven is just such a wonderful place. So I’ve really come to really love Jesus. He’s more than a friend to me, he’s more than I ever had as a lover.



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Charismatic Prophetess Says You can Adopt Unwanted Babies in Heaven

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are Reincarnated For the Next Pregnancy or that the Mothers Decide in Heaven if their Dead Children will Grow and Age, or Stay Babies Forever, she’s claiming that some babies who go to heaven will never grow up and will stay babies forever.

Speaking to chief-enabler Steve Shultz on Episode 46 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, Kerr explains to him that there are no marriages on the new earth and that women e aren’t giving birth to new babies in heaven. This is because there are already so many of them there. Kerr also reveals that these little ones will remain babies forever in heaven, ostensibly with the mind and reasoning of a child.

You have to remember how many children’s lives have been taken over the ages. Some of them whose parents never will arrive (to heaven) are still babies, are still children. It isn’t like we won’t have children around as people who don’t want children, which is hard to understand. Or why would they want children? Well Because God loves children and babies. There’ll be some that just remain children, like forever.

Shultz: “Really? Really? Forever?

They’ll want to, The babies will want to be small forever. And God will always have some children. And you have to also remember that I’ve said before the God created part of one of the tribes, one of Gabriel’s tribes, all those angels look like little, little tiny children, angels, but they look like little children.

So let’s say a two year old went to heaven and they didn’t have any friends, God makes creative beings or angel beings that are small, that would become a friend to that little two year old. And they say, “Come and play, let’s go play.”

So, of course, he’s always going to have them, they’re not going to grow up, they were created to be small. I’m talking about the angels. So we’re always going to have small little beings around us and some children, that never had a chance to be born. They were either aborted or they were miscarried. But their parents, back in the generations when a lot of the gospel wasn’t being told, I did see a lot of certain ethnic groups in heaven that were babies, that were all babies.

Shultz “Oh?”

You can actually adopt one when you get to heaven, If you never have one, I do know that also. But some will just be small, because they’ll want to be small.

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Delusional Charismatic Prophet About to Have Reckoning After Declaring Trump Will Return to Power by June 23

A self-proclaimed prophet who seemingly forgot the cardinal rule of charismatic chicanery- never, ever set a date– has gone ahead and done just that, declaring that they would be dancing in the streets on account of Trump returning triumphantly to the office of the presidency by June 23rd.

The remark was made by Jeff Jansen, who we featured less than a month ago after being fired from the ministry he founded on account of leaving his wife and family and other “unscriptural and unbiblical behaviors.”

Now, in a video posted to his Facebook page, Jansen explains:

“President Trump is going to be addressing the GOP and the nation….watch what happens. I said by spring, which starts officially June 23, we’d be dancing in the streets. The Trump administration is on its way in. The pedophilia Biden administration- the fake administration- Biden’s administration, is on its way out. I don’t care if you like it or not- it doesn’t matter. We all know what took place, and God is going to do something amazing in this nation and through this nation, It’s revival time. It’s revolution time!”

Jensen is perhaps best known as being a bold speaker in defense of Donald Trump. He falsely prophesied that Trump would win reelection, and when he didn’t, declared Trump was recognized in heaven as the legitimate President of the United States and that God would soon remove Joe Biden from office and reinstate Trump with the help of a military coup.

Naturally, his followers have been undaunted by his repeated wrong prophecies and gutted personal life, commenting on the post:

We look forward to seeing how he tries to weasel out of this one.

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Charismatic Prophetess: There’s a Beach in Heaven Called ‘Wipeout Surf Park.’ Surfing is Allowed, but Bikinis are Prohibited

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that when babies die in miscarriage, sometimes God “puts them back” in the womb, or that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, she’s explaining how there are rainbow-colored pink unicorns in heaven and even a surf park, here beach lovers can surf and swim underwater.

Speaking to chief-enabler and gullibility king Steve Shultz on Episode 26 of “Wednesdays with Kat and Steve! she answers a question about heaven from a 10-year-old girl who asks her about the fantastical place.

You’re going to be so excited to find out that creatures, what we would call animals here on earth, are called creatures in heaven, are every color in the rainbow. You will be amazed! I literally have seen unicorns in heaven and if you get an old bible, the King James Bible, they’re mentioned nine times…if you get a KJV and you search for unicorns in the King James Version, you’ll see nine times he’s mentioned it.

And so they are in heaven, they definitely have pink ones in heaven and there’s a whole area in heaven that has beaches for people to surf on, to play in, uh it’s a beautiful place.

It’s called the Wipeout Surf Park. They have parks in heaven- amusement parks- but this one is literally made for people who love the beach.

Now just so you have heads up, there will be no bikinis present, people. It’s not about getting sun on your flesh, it’s you and your spiritual body enjoying the water. You can swim under the water and breathe it. You can surf hundred-foot waves and you might fall off a couple of times but you won’t get hurt.

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Charismatic Pretends to Cast Out Demon in Hilariously Fake Exorcism

A charismatic “prophetess” and her “apostle” husband have posted a video on social media of a hilariously fake exorcism at one of their revival meetings, a performance that makes Todd White’s leg-lengthening parlor trick look like Jesus’ feeding of the 5000 in comparison.

Jennifer Martin, a “prophetic healing evangelist” based in the Nashville area who claims to “both minister and preach in the Glory, blazing a trail of reformation, miracles, healings, signs and wonders, and intense outbreaks of the glory of God,” and is a member of Che Ahn’s apostolic network called H.I.M., uploaded the video of the alleged demonic encounter that took place during their tent revival meetings.

[Editor’s note: Warning: this is so uncomfortably embarrassing to watch it’s not even funny. My browser crashed three times in a desperate attempt to not display it, even as my hard drive whined and whimpered in pain to have to host it while it uploaded to the cloud.]

[Editor’s note 2: I don’t even want to describe what the heck is happening. This makes the Office’s “Scott’s Tots” or “The Dinner Party” look like “Schindler List.” All we will say is, to quote a commentator on the video, “She told the ‘demon’ to repeat after her and to bind the other demons to himself. The demon cast out the other demons. LOL! Then she had to tell the guy it was over and he could stand back up.”]

When told that this video is both clearly fake and blasphemous, Martin responded:

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Embattled Prophet Jeremiah Johnson Shuts Down Ministry, Starts New One with ‘End-times’ Focus

Weeks after suspending his ministry after being “visited by the Lord in a very significant way” – prophet Jeremiah Johnson has officially shuttered his ministry page, Facebook page, social media accounts, and deleted all its content from his website, announcing that he is starting a new one in its place.

The move comes as the result of some soul searching by Johnson after he publicly apologized for falsely prophesying that Trump would win a second term. The charismatic brothers did not respond well to this confession, with some sending him death threats. As a result, his funding also dryed up. He explained back in January:

I have received multiple death threats and thousands upon thousands of emails from Christians saying the nastiest and most vulgar things I have ever heard toward my family and ministry. I have been labeled a coward, sellout, a traitor to the Holy Spirit, and cussed out at least 500 times. We have lost ministry partners every hour and counting.

In fact, Jeremiah was in the middle of a series called I was Wrong when he went on hiatus. One video at last count had over 150k views, 3.5k comments, 3k upvotes, and 1.1k downvotes, with Johnson noting that 90% of the comments were negative. That’s from just one of the videos in the series.


Clearly, the charismatics don’t like it when their own leaders apologizes for false prophecies.

In a move that does not bode well, however, he has formed a new ministry called The Altar Global, an eschatologically themed endeavor designed to “prepare for the return of Christ,” explaining that “Our mission according to Revelation 22:17 is to help prepare the Bride of Christ for the return of our glorious Bridegroom King Jesus. We have been instructed to prepare an Altar for the Wedding day.”

Johnson explained that this was not a rebranding, but a whole shift in focus, particularly with no more political prophecies.

I am not discouraged nor am I drawing back from my calling. Quite the opposite. I feel God is launching me, my family, and our ministry team further into His purpose for us. In response to God’s gracious correction, refinement, and empowerment, I’m choosing to refocus my gaze upon Jesus and the eternal realities of His Kingdom like never before.

For many years, I offered commentary on various political and world events. But now, I am shifting my attention to the preparation of the Bride for the return of our Bridegroom. I will be turning my attention away from social media in order to focus on what God requires of me. Yet I am thrilled to commission our incredible staff to run with, ‘The Altar Global’ on social media…

This is not a name or brand change but rather a complete shift of our ministry’s identity and focus. It requires a gigantic leap of faith for our team to embrace this mandate from God. We are hopeful, terrified and excited about what God is leading us into. Our vision and mission according to Revelation 22:17 is to help prepare the global bride of Christ for the return of our glorious bridegroom, King Jesus. We have been instructed to build an altar to help this generation get ready for the great wedding day,

Along with the new ministry, they are offering a one-year program that people can attend to receive “training from Jeremiah Johnson and other instructors on the lifestyle of an end-time messenger and the return of the Lord.”

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Charismatic Prophet Jeremiah Johnson Suspends All Online Ministry After Visitation from Jesus

Charismatic Prophet Jeremiah Johnson has announced he is suspending all online ministry for the next two weeks, a decision he made after he was “visited by the Lord in a very significant way” following the fallout from falsely prophesying that Trump would win re-election and then subsequently offering a public apology.

Last seen running and flipping into the baptismal font, Johnson posted on his Facebook page that he’s really recognizing how much his action can impact the body of Christ, either for good or evil, and that he’s shutting things down while he meets with staff members and so they can “unpack the radical shift that God is asking in its next season.”

He says that at the end of the two weeks he will make “one final public announcement” about the future of his ministry and his plans moving forward.

Jeremiah Johnson Ministries has been in turmoil since the election, with several large financial donors and contributors becoming disillusioned in the wake of his false prophecy, and others becoming likewise in light of his apology. Damning him if he does or doesn’t, the events of the last month have put a deep strain on his ministry resources, and it is expected he will pivot in some way.

The complete letter can be seen below.

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Russell Moore, Son of the Devil

Russell Moore is nothing if not predictable. Moore has never been one to pass up an opportunity to slander and deride the bride of Christ. We can further add his record of standing silently while the world attacks the church. But the trifecta comes with his efforts to elevate himself at the expense of actual Christians, solidifying his position as a false prophet – little more than a court jester for secular elites by claiming to speak for God when he clearly does not know Him.

A recent interview with the Christian Post cited an earlier Time magazine article where Moore claimed, “I don’t know a single family that’s not been divided over President Trump, and politics generally. I don’t know a single church that hasn’t been”. This son of the Devil followed this by claiming that “the church” needs to “recover the credibility of our witness“. One cannot help but speculate that this is due to their unwilling to support the baby-murderer currently residing in the White House.

Why? Because Russell Moore and his ilk are pariahs to faithful Christian families and churches. Simply put, Moore only hangs out with unfaithful, morally (or spiritually) bankrupt people like Al Mohler, Matthew Hall, or the “take the money and run” shakedown-clown Dwight McKissic. These chuckleheads are divided over Trump, Critical Race Theory, and the coronavirus-based persecution of the church because (like other unregenerate souls) of their inability to correctly divide and apply the Word of God (2 Timothy 2:15) as it speaks into the issues of the day.

Faithful Christians – under the ministry of the Holy Spirit – rightly understand that there is no comparison between the Trump and Biden platforms. One employs a crass, sinful man who happens to have actively and provably supported free speech and religious liberty, protected unborn life and the biblical understanding of biological gender, and advanced policies that left more money in the pockets of Americans to be used as our consciences and beliefs dictate. The other candidate – now “president” – leads a political party that loves what God hates and hates what God loves. And they have a good and faithful servant in lifelong Democrat and fake Christian Russell Moore.

Continuing to (inexplicably) lead the mislabeled Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, this poster child for 2 Timothy 3:5 has done nothing but advocate for abject wickedness concerning the religious liberty issue of our day, claiming repeatedly that the Church of Jesus must prostrate itself before God-hating worldly rulers and lock the faithful out of church. He has continually slandered faithful Christians who happen to understand that a vote for Donald Trump – while not ideal – was the only moral option for believers in the 2020 election.

97% of Spiritually Active Governance-Engaged Conservative Christians voted for Donald Trump, which means over 22 million Americans are more qualified to lead the ERLC than Russell Moore!

In continuing to employ this servant of the devil, the SBC continues its woeful theological ineptitude, moral cowardice, and spiritual blindness as it continues to slide deeper into spiritual destruction, rank heresy and (ironically considering its apparent goals) cultural irrelevance. If you are a member of an SBC church, you must understand that your cooperative dollars are (sadly) being used to platform Moore and false teachers like him.

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Pat Robertson Tells Trump to Give Up and ‘Move on’ After Prophecying his Victory

Televangelist Pat Robertson, 90, the living embodiment of the expression “creeping decrepitude has finally crept up on me,” has contradicted a prophecy he gave several months ago where he declared Trump was going to win the election, now saying about the President, “You’ve had your day and it’s time to move on.”

Robertson is no stranger to self-contradiction and absurdity. He’s been deceiving millions of people for literally decades, telling supporters that it’s ok for a husband to divorce a wife with Alzheimer’s, that Christians who believe in creationism are stupid, blaming wives for their husbands cheating on them, and a host of other nonsensical things.

Now, though he specifically prophecied that Trump would win a second term and that after a few years an asteroid would strike the earth and demolish it, he’s now saying that it’s not to be, and that Biden will take the win.

In a transcript poached from our frenemies at the hive of scum and villainy known as the Friendly Atheist, Robertson tells The 700 Club (so named because less than 700 people out of his million audience members are even Christians):

 I think it is all over.  I think the Electoral College has spoken. I think the Biden corruption has not totally been brought to fruition, but it doesn’t seem to be affecting the Electoral College, and I don’t think the Supreme Court is going to move in to do anything, and I think we [are] going to see a President Biden, and I also think we will be seeing a President Kamala Harris not too long after the inauguration of President Biden.

With all his talent, and the ability to raise money and draw large crowds, the president still lives in an alternate reality. He really does. People say, “Well, he lies about this, that, and the other.” But no, he isn’t lying. To him, that’s the truth.  He had the biggest crowd on Inauguration Day. He had more people than ever (?), he was the most popular… he saved NBC with The Apprentice.  You go down the line of things that really aren’t true, and you know, people kept pointing to them, but, because they loved him so much and he was so strong for the evangelicals, the evangelicals were with him all the way.

But there was something about him that was good, that God placed him in that office… he’s done a marvelous job for the economy, but at the same time, he is very erratic, and he’s fired people, and he’s fought people, and he’s insulted people, and keeps going down the line, so it’s a mixed bag.

And I think it would be well to say: You’ve had your day and it’s time to move on.

Though Robertson doesn’t acknowledge this direct contradiction to his earlier prophecy (oh yeah, he also falsely prophecied twice that the world would end in 1982 and then 2007), his shifty shenanigans are par for the course for charismatic ne’er do well‘s. It’s what they do. They blaspheme in God’s name and then move on as if they never said it and we don’t have video of them lying through their teeth.

May Robertson repent, or be rent in two.