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Woke Pastrix Teaches Kids that Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego were Transgender Slaves

ELCA Bishop Megan Rohrer, a transgendered man (ie, a woman who refuses to use female pronouns and instead insists on identifying as “they/them” and even the occasional “he) who oversees California’s Sierra Pacific Synod, shared a video series she is doing for children where she retells Bible stories in illustrated fashion, as part of the Holy Saturday vigil. Here, she claims that the three young men who refused to bow down to the statue in Daniel 3 were in fact, transgender slaves.

She explains her foolish-heart-is-darkened logic:

Previously on the book of Daniel, four Jewish individuals who had been captured in war were sent to work with the lead eunuch in the court of the evil king Nebuchadnezzar. They worked as slaves and received new names which they all used except for Daniel. Because they were transgender, they wore fancy robes and served in the highest offices of the court overseeing finances and education of the region.

…Daniel made a deal with his boss to get out of eating defiled food and instead only eat a vegetarian diet. By refusing to eat the food of the king, they were breaking the law but honoring their God. They were able to get away with it because their bodies continued to please the king and others in the court, who liked to look at them. And probably other stuff.

….these transgender slaves disobeyed the king’s command and yielded up their bodies rather than serve and worship any god other than their own.

h/t to Exposing the ELCA

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ELCA’s First ‘Partnered’ Lesbian Bishop Denounces Anti-Transgender ‘Hate’

The Evangelical Lutheran Church America is not a church. It is an interconnected pen where Jesus-hating goatlings can go to get their ears scratched and heads rubbed by deranged shepherds-all who are keeping an eye out for the best way to run them off a cliff.

An easy example of that is a recent message from Bishop Brenda Bos, who leads the Southwest California Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. Bos was the first ‘out’ lesbian bishop in the ELCA, and spent time on Facebook condemning the “hate speech” of those who may find cross-dressing and snipping off penises to repurpose them into garish approximations of women parts to be problematic, writing:

Just a skip and a hop away from Bos in California’s Sierra Pacific Synod is Rev. Megan Rohrer, who became the denomination’s first transgendered Bishop a mere 9 months ago. This woman, who refuses to use female pronouns and instead insists on identifying as “they/them” and even the occasional “he,” was one of the first LGBTQ “pastors” to become reinstated into the ELCA after they voted in 2010 to allow clergy in “committed relationships” to lead churches.

Though the problems with this damned denomination are many, they can perhaps best be summarized by Bos, who in the previous post explained “My spirituality and sexuality are intertwined. it’s what makes me the whole person that I am.”

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Lutheran Denomination Becomes First to Elect Transgendered Bishop

In continued acts of demonic rebellion, the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) has elected their first transgendered bishop to lead the mainline protestant denomination, continuing to demonstrate they have no fear of God and no sense of the Lord’s impending wrath towards them.

On Saturday, California’s Sierra Pacific Synod elected Rev. Megan Rohrer to rule over them as Bishop. This woman, who refuses to use female pronouns and instead insists on identifying as “they/them” and even the occasional “he,” was one of the first LGBTQ “pastors” to become reinstated into the ELCA after they voted in 2010 to allow clergy in “committed relationships” to lead churches.

She has written a few queer books, is married to a woman, and has a few kids.


Prior to this, the denomination’s official position was gay and lesbian pastors could serve in the pastorate but had to take vows of celibacy.

Meghan quickly rose through the queer ranks, becoming Pastor of a church in San Franciso in 2014, becoming a chaplain to the San Franciso Police department in 2017, and now elected Bishop of a damned denomination, populated by a vast herd of goats and a few clusters of remnant sheep.