Bethel Student Says Woman Keeps Breaking Her Toes Watching ‘The Bachelor’- But They Keep Healing Her
In a bit of a blast from the past, Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry student Colton explains the “hilarious story” of how he and his fellow classmates keep healing the foot of a woman who can’t stop breaking her toes or injuring her ligaments on her way to watch The Bachelor.
Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, led by Chief Prophet Kris Valloton under the watchful eye of Bill Johnson, is a place much ‘woo-woo’ happens, such as that time Bethel church Kids went on a Satanic Treasure Hunt, the instance when Bethel Church Promoted Prophetic Uno Cards, the time Bill Johnson revealed that Students Cannot Graduate from BSSM Until They Give 3 FALSE Prophecies and the simple fact that throughout the COVID pandemic, Bethel shut down their healing rooms and School of Supernatural Ministry.
Now, in a CameoCube video from 2017, Colton explains the case of the broken toes:
One lady that we keep inviting out is Tika. She lives in the neighborhood, and we see her every week. She had kind of standoffish, but on January 12, she had broken her toe from running to watch The Bachelor because the commercials were over, and she had to run back into the room, and she jammed it into the wall, and she broke her toe.
So we’re like, ‘can we pray for you?’ She’s like, ‘all right.’ So I put my hand on her foot, real gentle, because she broke her toe and just prayed. And she said she could actually feel her foot coming back together, like she felt the bones moving back into place.
That was amazing. And she just started laughing because there’s no right response in that moment. And the next week, we come back, and she had again jammed her foot. So we prayed again. She got healed again.
The next week, same thing. She jammed her foot again. Always running to catch The Bachelor, which I think is hilarious. And she just keeps getting healed, keeps hurting herself, keeps getting healed.
And then even this weekend, saw her at a gas station, and she had hurt her foot again. She was about to go to the hospital, so I asked if I could pray for her again. She jumps out of the car, pray for her.
She just keeps on getting healed. Just this silly, ridiculous love. She just keeps getting to meet Jesus in that way, and she just keeps getting healed, even though she keeps hurting herself. And it’s completely her fault. And I think it’s hilarious.”
Alternately, you’re not actually healing her.
h /t The Dissenter.
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You’d think they’d try to heal her of the stupidity of supposedly doing the same thing over and over again. “Hey, maybe you should stop running in to watch the Bachelor. Or stop watching the Bachelor…”
What a clown show…
I know I’m stating the obvious but, the fact she’s watching that garbage speaks VOLUMES as to why she is stupid enough to fall for this idiocy.
Silly women laden with sin…
I can’t even with these folks 🤦🏻♂️