When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are Reincarnated For the Next Pregnancy, or even that there’s a place called ‘Jello-land’ in heaven that contains chocolate waterfalls and candy houses, she’s explaining that people can shapeshift in heaven, changing their size at whim.
Speaking to chief enabler Steve Shultz on episode 69 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, Shultz asks whether or not we can change our dimensions in heaven:
Well, I will just say this, you know, Jesus himself can be as high or small as you want to. The Father- we’re made in their image and we operate like they do, this is why he made us. So eventually, in heaven, you can be as tall as you want. You can be as short as you want. (Shultz: “Awesome!”) You’re not just stuck in something, it’s always going to be you, you’ll just be tall or short or whatever. (Ed. Note. We assume if you can shrink 10000 times your size, you can grow 100,000 your size.)
I remember a little girl asked me one time a question, she said, “I’m going to ask God a question. When I get to heaven, can I have a conversation with an ant? Can I be as small as ant?” And before she could even finish it, the Father said “Tell her I said ‘yes.'” She can be the size of an ant if she wants to, and she can have conversations with him all the time if she wants to, and then she can go right back to being herself. So he answered that, for that little girl. And I do know, yeah, people can be tall for a while, they can be short, but it’s still going to be you.
Kerr explains that you can also grow wings and there is a place in heaven called “Fly-by” where people learn to fly.
People can do all kinds of things in heaven. They do fly– I haven’t really openly said that anybody can fly in heaven- you have a place where you learn though, you do get to learn. You go by this place called “Fly-by” near the Amusement Park and you learn how to fly.
Because you know, he wouldn’t just throw you out there and say “go for it”. There’s no telling what, you wouldn’t get hurt. But and people say, can I have wings? It’s another question. Can I have wings? Well, he might let you have some for a while, but you wouldn’t know what to do with the wings, either. Some things you (don’t) automatically know, and I think that there are those who are on the earth that actually train you how to do that.
And then you can fly around the amusement park or whatever. So and I do know, I guess if you really want to have wings, I don’t know why he wouldn’t let you have them probably for a while. Or maybe that would be a fun experience. But how are you going to put your clothes on with wings? How are you going to sit down with wings? How would you walk through a door? If you turn around you’d knock people over.
Wings are not little tiny baby wings, people!They’re like 8-10 feet. If you’re five and a half feet, you’re gonna have like eight foot wings.