When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are Reincarnated For the Next Pregnancy, she’s sharing the existence of a place called Jello-land in heaven, which is populated with edible mansions and chocolate waterfalls.
There’s a whole place called ‘Jello-land’ in heaven, it really does exist. And then part of that land of course there’s houses made out of candy, they’re made out of all kinds of things. Flowers, a whole house made out of flowers and they sing to you all the time when you come to your mansion, but candy is one of the most favorite things.
I know there’s chocolate waterfalls, probably would be a part of that mansion made out of candy. You can just go jump out the waterfall and drink the chocolate or swim in the chocolate. And so yes in the Jelloland part of it, people reach out they’ll take, you know, a bite of the house or take a handful the house and eat it and it comes right back.
You can bounce in the Jello-land houses also, but the candy house I think is a great idea. It makes me think of that game Candyland. So let me tell you, I will say this, Jesus Christ does have a soft part in his heart for sweets. He loves sweets! So he’d probably be right there with you you know tasting the chocolate or the candy canes or wherever else your house was made out of.
Sadly, she is not some freaky-deeky fringe charismatic, but rather represents the mainstream of the movement.
10 responses to “Charismatic Prophetess Reveals Existence of ‘Jello-land’ in Heaven+ Chocolate Waterfalls and Candy House”
She belongs in a padded room.
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Actually, I feel bad for Kat Kerr. She is messed up beyond belief. She needs a lot of prayer.
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