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SBC Megachurch Covers Kendrick Lamar’s Dirty Rap Song for ‘Sermon Illustration’

Church by the Glades in Coral Springs, FL, an 8000- member Southern Baptist megachurch continues its celebration of all things fleshly and sinful. Fresh off from doing a cover of Run D.M.C’s sleazy and sexual song Walk this Way, they preformed Kendrick Lamar’s N95, only cleaned up and sanitized for church audiences, removing the curse words and racial epitaphs.

It’s not the first time the church has engaged in such shenanigans. According to the Dissenter:

(They) made headlines in early 2020 after its pastor, David Hughes, was selected by another Florida pastor, David Uth, to speak at the 2020 Southern Baptist Convention’s annual meeting. Church by the Glades has been well known for its carnality, worldly appeal, and extravagant performances of secular dance and music including the Stormtrooper Dance, Disney Medleys, and covers of Beyonce’s Freedom.

Other world-worship songs selected by this church and its band include a cover of the pro-LGBTQ Mormon band, Imagine Dragon, and another of Shirley Manson’s band, Garbage.”

They also explain:

One of Lamar’s most popular songs, We Cry Together, contains hundreds of cuss words including the F-word 76 times, the S-word 14 times, the D-word twice, the N-word 23 times, the B-word 43 times, the A-word 13 times, the P-word 4 times, and multitudes of other foul, sexually explicit words.

In this case, the song in question was performed on July 31, 2022 as part of a lesson from the book of Acts. Pastor Charlie Hughes preached the sermon using Acts 27 where Paul had the multi-day storm at sea to engage in an utter and complete narcegesis of the text. He explains why the church used the song:

“(when storms come) We have no choice, we have no other option but to do what this song we just listened to is saying. We must operate with an out-of-pocket outlook. We must approach opposition as opportunity. “

That is a poor and flimsy reason to include it if there ever was one. See the lyrics and video below. The text with lines going through it is what the church edited out, and the bold portions are the lyrics they added in:

N95

Hello, new world, all the boys and girls
I got some true stories to tell
You’re back outside, but they still lied
Whoa, oh, oh, oh (yeah)

Take off the foo-foo
Take off the clout chase
Take off the Wi-Fi
Take off the money phone
Take off the car loan
Take off the flex and the white lies
Take off the weird ass high class jewelry
I’ma take ten steps
Then I’m takin’ off top five
Take off them fabricated streams
And them microwave Instagram memes
It’s a real world outside (take that shit off)
Take off your idols
Take off the runway
I take off to Cairo (take that shit off)
Take off to Saint-Tropez
Five day stay, take a quarter mil’
Hell Well, if I know (take that shit off)
Take off the false flag
Take off perception
Take off the cop with the eye patch (take that shit off)
Take off the unloyal
Take off the unsure
Take off decisions I lack (take it off)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I’m broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I’m rich, I’m rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit designer off
And what do you have? (Bitch)

Huh, huh, we louder you ugly as fuck
(You out of pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin’ or what? (You out of pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk ’bout?
Talk about us (you out of pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off? (Brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)
Copy off us (get back in pocket)

The world in a panic
The women is stranded
The men on a run
The prophets abandoned
The Lord take advantage
The market is crashin’
The industry wants
Niggas and bitches (unintelligible) to sleep in a box
While they makin’ a mockery followin’ us
This ain’t Monopoly
Watchin’ for love
This ain’t monogamy
Watch you get shoved Y’all gettin’ fucked
Jumpin’ on what the heck hell is that?
I gotta relax when I feel (huh, facts)
All of my descendants
They come in my sleep and say I am too real (huh, facts)
I’m done with the personal taking it sensitive sensitive takin’ it personal
Done with the black and the white
The wrong and the right
You hopin’ for change and clericals
I know the feelings that came with burial’s cries (bitch)

Huh, huh, uh, we louder what you ugly as fuck
(You out of pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin’ or what? (You out of pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk ’bout?
Talk about us (you out of pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off?
Copy off us (brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)

Servin’ up a look, dancin’ in the drought
Hello to the big stepper, never losin’ count
Ventin’ in the safe house, ventin’ in the sa-, ahh

Can I vent all my truth?
I got nothin’ to lose
I got problems and pools
I can swim in my faith
Camera’s movin’ whenever I’m movin’
The family suin’ whatever I make
Money Murder is stackin’, the president actin’
The government taxin’ my funds in the bank
Homies attractin’ the feds
When I’m brackin’, look at my reaction
My pupils on skates (hold up, hold up)
Let’s think about this for a second (let’s go)
Tell me what you would do for aesthetic (let’s go)
Would you sell your soul on credit? (Let’s go)
Would you sell your bro for leverage? (Let’s go)
Where the hypocrites at?
What community feel
They the only ones relevant? (Let’s go)
Where the hypocrites at?
What community feel
They the only ones relevant? (Let’s go)

You outta pocket, yeah, you outta pocket (this shit hard)
You entertain the mediocre, need to stop it (this shit hard)
You entertainin’ old friends when they toxic (this shit hard)
What’s your life like? Bullshit fake friends and gossip (this shit hard)

What the fuck Tell me what is cancel culture, dawg?
Say what I want about you people niggas
I’m like Oprah, dawg
I treat you crackers like I’m Jigga, watch I see you don’t really know me but
I own it all
Oh, you worried ’bout a critic?
That ain’t protocol (bitch)


h/t The Dissenter

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SBC Church Performs Dirty Rap Song During Worship Service

Church by the Glades in Coral Springs, FL, an 8000- member Southern Baptist megachurch continues its celebration of all things fleshly and sinful by singing a cover of Run D.M.C’s Walk this Way.

It’s not the first time the church has engaged in such shenanigans. According to the Dissenter:

(They) made headlines in early 2020 after its pastor, David Hughes, was selected by another Florida pastor, David Uth, to speak at the 2020 Southern Baptist Convention’s annual meeting. Church by the Glades has been well known for its carnality, worldly appeal, and extravagant performances of secular dance and music including the Stormtrooper Dance, Disney Medleys, and covers of Beyonce’s Freedom.

Other world-worship songs selected by this church and its band include a cover of the pro-LGBTQ Mormon band, Imagine Dragon, and another of Shirley Manson’s band, Garbage.”

In this case, the song in question was performed as part of an ongoing sermon series they’re doing titled “80s/90s When MTV Played Music” and the lyrics to the song are very sexual. The song is about a young man who is caught masturbating and his father tells him that as pleasurable as that is, having actual sex will be way better, with the rest of the song talking about his views and experiences with sex. Lots of euphemism and slang abound- down on a muffin, real big bleeder, being with multiple partners in the same family, diddling, kitty, etc.

Now there’s a backseat lover that’s always undercover
And I talk ’til my daddy say
Said, “You ain’t seen nothing ’til you’re down on a muffin
“And there’s sure to be a change in ways”

Now, there’s a cheerleader that’s a real big bleeder
As far as I can reminisce
But the best thing of loving was her sister and her cousin
And it started with a little kiss, like this

See-saw swinging with the boys in the school
With your feet flying up in the air
Singing “Hey, diddle-diddle with your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like I didn’t care.”

So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play
Wasn’t me she was fooling ’cause she knew what she was doing
And I knew love was here to stay when she told me to


-h/t to the Dissenter

-Because they know the song is dirty, however, they leave most of the references there, but change two lines from it. Instead of “down on a muffin” they say “get caught bluffing” and instead of “real big bleeder” they say “real big reader.” If you have to change the lyrics of a song to make it PG-13 instead of R-rated, then you probably shouldn’t be singing it in church.

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Jackie Hill Perry Suggests Lake of Fire Awaits White Folk Who Preach Against CRT

Days after reveling in her love of an R-rated, filthy TV show, and months after saying that  all white people are Racists, that white people only care about black folk in the womb, and renouncing ‘anti-prosperity gospel’ film in order to embrace woo-woo theology Jackie Hill Perry has released a rap video suggesting that those who preach against CRT are just white boys who secretly dream about killing and lynching black folk, and that the lake of fire is where they’ll end up.

yeah one verse a week that’s my daily diet
y’all talk to much yall should try som silence
they shootin’ up some grocery stores where the sirens
they preach against CRT like it aint white boys
with AR’s that’s dreaming about killing
and stealing my body and tie it go lynching tree

I’m bout to buy back my granny house
gettin my own reparations I ain’t patient no
Now yuh satan gone play in the lake that was waitin
for us
you playing I’m praying for love
what if I told you they stole us and told us
the Holy Ghost aint coming summoning blood
judgment is coming I’m running the race
and that racist the lake is just waiting for ya

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Megachurch Pastor Releases Cringey Rap Video, Dressed in Chains, Tattoos and Gangster Garb

Pastor Ed Young, senior pastor of Fellowship Church, a 30,000-member multisite megachurch spread across Texas and Florida, and founder of C3, has done some terrible and goofy things in his time.

He launched the now-defunct “Pastor’s Fashion” website, which sought to teach pastors how to dress in the coolest clothes by hiding the muffin-top rolls with compression garments. He engaged in a “sexperiment” with his wife, where he and his spouse spent 24 hours on the rooftop of their church, cuddled up in bed, after advocating for 30-day sex challenges to promote his new book.

Frankly, he’s been an all-around dreadful exegete of the scriptures, routinely mishandling the word of God in his sermons. He’s viewed as a joke in many circles: a squishy, compromised pastor that has found himself an empire that was built through seeker-sensitive chicanery. Check out all the stunts he’s pulled over the years. The man has done some wild things.

Recently, on a more serious note, in a horrifying chain of events that treats the body of Christ like a commodity, 6 months ago congregants of Fellowship Church in Miami, a satellite campus of Ed Young’s church, had the shock of their lives when they were told at the end of a sermon that their campus had been sold to a new megachurch looking to expand in the area, and that service would be their last. Ever. The church closed its doors and shut down its social media pages and website that day, leaving up to 200 members scrambling over where to go next.

There was no message from Ed Young himself, thanking the church for being part of the flock and their years of service. There was no pastoral aftercare. There were no instructions on where to go next, other than that they may want to consider the new megachurch when they had their first service, which was a month later. Utterly abandoned, with the senior pastor recalled to the mothership.

Now, in a move harkening back to his more cringey days, the 60-year-old pastor has released a music video featuring him dancing around wearing gold chains, fake tattoos on his arms, neck, knuckles, and under his eye, baggy clothes, beanie, all the while mimicking pointing to a mouth grill.

Naturally, it wouldn’t be an Ed Young Jr. anything without some wonky theology.

Those with ears let them hear the New Testament today
It starts with four writers who had lots to say
This Fantastic Four had different views
There is a God quad squad who spread the good news

They wrote four accounts but agree as one
They’re Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
They told us about Jesus, the one who coached a team
A ragtag group of 12 who followed his dream

He was friendly with sinners and the scum of the earth
But saw inside each one to the center of their worth
He’s the star of the show. The man of the hour
The Door, the Light, the Shepherd with supernatural power

Life change with common just ask his squad
Every miracle performed, proved he was God
He preached so many sermons it’s hard to really count
Like parables, Beatitudes, and sermon on the mount

Information, demonstration above all, application!
Words in red, is what he said
On a piece of wood he gave us all in paid a price
The debt we owe, he paid the sacrifice

They nailed him to a tree and he took his final breath
But the third day he arose and conquered sin and death
Then Jesus went up, the Holy Spirit came down
To empower and guide and let God’s presence abound

The disciples went out and the lost came in
The church got its start and God’s movement began
Then a call was made on Saul who had a fall and became Paul
He had no writer’s cramp because he wrote letters for us all

Christ’s, faith, grace, glory to God were his themes
If they’d been around, Paul would have used memes

Expect a re-creation says the book of Revelation
Earth and heaven they will one day be made new
Jesus will return in the coming tribulation
On a white horse when God sends his final cue

Jesus was the most unconventional, essential, credentialed,
Consequential, providential, influential
Man quintessential to ever walk this globe
From start to finish. He’s the greatest story ever told