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Prominent Charismatics Battered After Hurricane Ian’s Destruction Proves They Didn’t Hear From God

Prominent charismatic teacher Lance Wallnau has been thoroughly discredited as a false prophet. A key player in the New Apostolic Reformation, he is a driving force behind the Seven Mountain Mandate that seeks to take “dominion” over seven designated areas of culture, including, religion, family, education, government, media, arts & entertainment, and business.

A couple of years ago, he released a video “finger shooting” Hurricane Irma, demanding that the ‘millibars’ rise’ and repeatedly commanding the hurricane to “peesh” (whatever that means, but we advise against Googling it) and wobble off into the ocean, all to no avail.

That wasn’t his last entanglement with inclement weather. Last month, a day after Hurricane Ian rocked the coast of Florida, Wallnau and conference partner Mario Murillo released a message to their supporters, insisting that their event scheduled for October 24-25, the Fire and Glory Tour would still be taking place later that month. They were emphatic that they heard from God, and that they were in Gods’ perfect timing’.

So the answer is very clear. We are not canceling. And not only are we going ahead with our plans, but we also believe the hurricane has added a great urgency to the event.

More than ever, I know why God chose Estero. And now it is crystal clear that we are in God’s perfect timing.

God knew this storm was coming and He knew what would be going on in the hearts of the people after the storm

A week and half later, despite clearly hearing the Lord’s ’emphatic voice” they cancelled the event without acknowledging their previous declarations.

h/t The Friendly Atheist.

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Charismatic ‘Weather Warrior’ ‘Took Authority’ Over Hurricane Ian. It Didn’t Go Well

When our favorite pink-haired charismatic “prophetess” Kat Kerr isn’t revealing how to access the ‘body parts room’ in heaven, sharing how heaven smells like pumpkin pie and where cows drive around on tractors, claiming she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or talking about how heaven is filled with giant 20ft sasquatches, unicorns, 200ft high cryptids, she’s living out her calling as a “weather warrior” and “demanding that the storm subsides, with appalling results.

From her bunker in central Florida on September 28, 2022, before Hurricane Ian’s arrival, she released a video explaining that she was “taking authority” over the weather, which is the “right” of Christians to do. Declaring that we are “over the weather, not under it”, she reveals that “no storm has the right to bash or crush or harm anybody” because when God made the world, he set the bounds of the ocean, and the storm has no right to come up on the land.

As such, she commands the hosts of heaven to “get in that storm Ian and begin to shred the bands of the storm and cause it to dissipate” while also commanding the “pressure” to ease up because she and her fellow weather warriors are not “tolerating any death threats from hell or from the storm.”

She concludes by “tak(ing) authority over the winds” and demands that the winds do not increase in any way, nor the floodwaters rise, insisting that their prayers have created a wall on the east coast to prevent destruction and death.

Because all natural disasters are from God, as part of his sovereign plan and will, the hurricane raged on, and its death and destruction were enormous.

A few days later she was a bit more subdued. Still, last time she epically failed subduing a storm she was undeterred, and Kerr can still be seen on her Facebook wall commanding angels to shred and bash the storm while urging followers to consider donating to her ministry.