Tim Keller Tweet Generator
May 10, 2021
New and improved, and now including authentic quotes from the city’s favorite guru himself! See if you can figure out which ones are real or fake!
New and improved, and now including authentic quotes from the city’s favorite guru himself! See if you can figure out which ones are real or fake!
Admittedly, I was interested in this Twitter affair from the start. That’s saying something, considering I rarely care about what stage of fire evangelicalism is in anymore. Once the dumpster has been lit, there’s no unlighting it. But there was something special about this sparring match. IN ONE CORNER, KYLE
It’s Monday at 9AM, and I have already seen what is likely to be the dumbest thing all week. I don’t know if the tweet is new, and I don’t particularly care. Making its way into the annals of retarded things spoken by super sthmarrrt people daily cataloged at Protestia
In a jailhouse interview with Rebel News reporter Adam Soos, a Canadian Pastor arrested for the crime of having church services over the 15-person capacity says that he has been subjected to poor conditions while in jail, alleging that he is being thrown around, deprived of sleep and has been
A Canadian Pastor has been arrested in the streets and thrown in jail for the crime of having a church service that exceeds the 15-person limit. Artur Pawlowski and brother David were arrested immediately after Sunday’s service, with half a dozen police cars and over a dozen officers surrounding them and
Insane new policy attempts to restrict messengers who are also bloggers; Policy makes SBC Press Office into mind readers. ((Capstone Report) The Southern Baptist Convention denied Rev. Thomas Littleton press credentials to cover the 2021 Annual Meeting in Nashville. Littleton covered the 2018 and 2019 Annual Meetings; however, the SBC
LifeSiteNews has announced that they’ve been permanent banned from Facebook and have had their page unpublished, resulting in losing hundreds of thousands of followers, thousands of posts, and over a million comments. The move to deplatform them comes just months after announcing the embattled website was likewise suspended and kicked
The Christian and Missionary Alliance (CMA) is considering further rebellion against the scriptures by changing their title restriction and starting to allow women who are in high leadership roles in the church to be called “pastor” – a proposal which is supported by over 60% of the denomination. The curent position
I want you to brace for this story, especially if you have followed Protestia for any period of time. We often cover devilish derelicts, profane prophets, and satanic swindlers. We broke the stories about Clayton Jennings using his revival gigs as a hook-up circuit, Greg Locke sending away his wife
Far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, who two months ago announced he no longer considers himself to be gay but rather is “sodomy-free’, released a video where he purported to throw his $150,000 engagement ring, which he calls his “sodomy stone” into the ocean, consecrating and seeking his new identity as an
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