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Hillsong Releases 2020 Annual Report: There are a Few Surprises

Hillsong Australia has released its 2020 Annual Report, which serves as a summary of the yearly activities for the megachurch giant. It does cover their activities worldwide with their dozens of satellite churches, but rather “principally explores the activities of Hillsong Church in Australia.”

For this reason, we wanted to cover a few highlights of them.

In no particular order:

1. The report begins with a ‘land acknowledgment “We acknowledge Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders as the traditional custodians of all the lands throughout Australia. We recognize and respect the connection to their land, cultural heritage and community and we pay our respects to their Elders past, present and emerging.

2. They are at 35 international churches now, launching two in 2020 with Tokyo, Japan and Joondalup, WA.

3. Their online presence exploded in 2020. In the weekend prior to national covid restrictions, they had 6255 people watching their services. By the second weekend with COVID restrictions, they had 786, 214 people watching, increasing over 100fold.

3. Prior to COVID, the average service was live-streamed by 4684 people. After, the average serviced was watched live by 444,127 people, with their Christmas and easter sermons being watched by 1.73 million and 1.54 million respectively.

4. Hillsong records 18,676 “decisions to follow Christ”

5. Provided food relief to 639,455 people.

6. Formed three new committees, the Global Racial Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Committee, the Australia Racial, Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Committee, and the Hillsong Australia Reconciliation Action Plan

7. People spent over 12 billion minutes (200 million hours) watching Hillsong content on YouTube

8. They won a Grammy and multiple Dove Awards for their music, releasing 55 new songs in 12 languages

9. They brought in $87,751,315and have $11,124,708 cash assets in the bank

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‘Enemies Within The Church’ Film Premiere! + Streaming Date Announced

Our publisher Jordan Hall was on scene for the Enemies Within the Church film premier, a black-tie event in Sioux City, Iowa that was attended by around 1000 people, according to reports. The film, which will be available to stream on November 12, is notable in that, among other reasons, it is one of the few entities brave enough to acknowledge that they use JD Hall and Protestia/ Pulpit & Pen as a source for research, giving us due credit.

According to the official synopsis

“Enemies Within: The Church is an educational, historical, and evidence-based movie experience that provokes a passionate return to orthodox Christian faithfulness across the western world…Specifically, the movie encourages the Church to cleanse itself from contamination imposed by cultural Marxism and a heretical teaching known as “The Social Justice Gospel.” By hearing the exchanges between the movie’s host and experts interviewed around the world, viewers are provided with a bright light shining upon truths formerly hidden behind the white noise of shallow pop-culture..The movie elucidates the fact that every single problem faced by western civilization is, ultimately, a theological problem, and every solution to every problem is a theological absolute.It answers the question: “What happened to living, powerful, transformative, nation-shaking Christianity?

You can check out the trailer below, and see that it is the sort of thing that is right up our alley.

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Kanye West Features Marilyn Manson and Justin Bieber in his ‘Sunday Service’ Worship Time

Marilyn Manson- the famed artist who became the poster child for “satanic music” in the early ’90s, particularly after his much protested “AntiChrist Superstar” Album was released, joined professing Christian Justin Bieber for one of Kanye West’s famed Sunday Service events, allegedly singing along and in actuality at one point being prayed for.

Kanye’s Sunday Service, the first one since 2019, had the choir and the two celebrities don robes for the event, which cost 10$ to live stream via Triller. and where they sang gospel songs from the artist’s last two albums. According to People Magazine:

“A spokesperson for Manson tells PEOPLE that Manson was an “integral part” of the Sunday Service. When asked if he had turned to Christianity, the spokesperson said, “That’s nobody’s business.”

https://twitter.com/hiddeninthecrag/status/1455318684558237697

Manson himself has been under heavy fire in the last year and has stayed out of the limelight, after being publicly accused by at least 15 women of a host of disturbing and criminal behavior, including sexual assault, torture, and emotional and physical abuse.

Kanye and Bieber, despite their faith professions, have both very underdeveloped and frequently compromised beliefs, West moreso than Bieber. This cast doubts on whether the seed to be planted in the soil is able to produce good fruit, given their propensity to give a warped and misunderstood presentation of the gospel.

Despite this, we pray that the Lord used this event to minister to Manson and give him faith that leads to repentance.

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A Case Study in Downgrade: PCA Church Invites Pastrix to Preach, Then Plays Dumb About It

Let’s talk about downgrade. Located in Purchase, New York, Trinity Presbyterian Church is a PCA church affiliated with Tim Keller’s Redeemer Presbyterian Church network of churches in the Metro New York City Area. On Reformation Sunday, they did something quite disagreeable, which is to invite a well-known pastrix to preach the sermon.

Delivering the message was Mrs. Fleming Rutledge. She is a well-known Episcopal priest, author, theologian and preacher, who was one of the first women to be ordained to the priesthood of the Episcopal Church, back in 1975. Though more conservative than most Episcopalians, she certainly has her liberal streak, such as when she discussed ‘gay’ marriage and the place of the practicing homosexual within the church, writing:

“We will do well, I think to make an honored place for the devoutly Christian gay people who sincerely want fidelity and stability in their lives insofar as that is possible for them. These couples are in the distinct minority and it seems to me that we should support them in their wish to carve out a more responsible style of life. I therefore agree (I think) with those who say that we should be discussing the possibility of some sort of blessing for gay couples who fit this description…. For the phenomenon of homosexuality I would suggest the word “adaptation.” Homosexuality is not a normal variant of human sexuality but an adaptation to the circumstances, whatever they are, that have produced exclusively homosexual desires in a person. Therefore I do not believe that gay couples should be “married” as heterosexual couples are married. There needs to be some tacit acknowledgment that this is something less than the full intention of the Lord in creation. My own sense at present is that gay unions would be conducted rather like second marriages after a divorce─quiet, restrained, and dignified (at least that is the way second marriage ceremonies used to be).”

To this end, she was invited to attend and give the Sunday morning sermon, which she did with gusto. When pressed on their Facebook page about this sinful endeavor, the church pushed back and straight-up lied about the whole affair, making excuses and offering justifications for why they invited her in the first place.

Not true. She gave the sermon for that day. It was not a “one-time bible study” but rather was the message delivered to the entire congregation for that church service. Even the church’s own media lists it as such.

The rest of the sermons on the site follow the same template, listing the sermon and the preacher, demonstrating the last year wasn’t comprised of 51 sermons from the pastoral team and 1 bible study from a wayward pastrix, but rather a full year of preaching.

The church has three pastors on staff- could they not find anyone to deliver the message? Why invite someone that is unapologetically in clear violation of their creeds and confessions of faith? This is the definition of downgrade, where violations let slid result in violations grown big. Even if she was a great teacher and had no weird or aberrant beliefs, the fact that she is a pastrix who travels across the world preaching ought to be enough to ensure she would never have been invited.

With a pastoral team that is violating the denomination’s confessional standards, as soon as the congregation realized who was teaching they should have shouted her down or all walked out of the service, and then go scorched earth against the pastors and the elders, contacting the Presbytery to have charges brought against them, even going so far as removing them from office.

You don’t take nail clippers to theological weeds or treat them gently, pruning them down and merely minimizing their presence. You dig them out with the shovel, hack them up, burn the roots, and then salt the land where they once laid, rendering it a wasteland where nothing will grow for a hundred years.

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John Piper Says You’re Ugly So That Others Can Be Reminded of Sin and the Devil

In a recent episode of ‘Ask Pastor John’, John Piper of Bethlehem Baptist Church has sparked controversy in a listener’s question about the travails of being unattractive, telling them that their ugliness is on account of the fall, and so people can see a physical representation of how ugly Satan and sin is.

Question: “Why did God make some people ugly and unattractive? How can I accept the fact that God though capable of making me beautiful or at least average looking, chose to create me in an unattractive manner?”

Piper begins with a bit of a humblebrag, sharing that he’s never really been called that before, and then explaining that being ugly is just the ‘tip of human suffering’ when compared to the breadth of physical maladies and disformities people can have.

“When I hear a question like this, it makes me groan partly because I can count on three fingers, maybe, maybe less, the people who have ever called me, ugly, or handsome. In other words, I groan because I know I’m being asked to speak to a sorrow that I’ve never tasted.”

Piper responds further:

“Very few people escape the relevance of this question at some point, I think the deepest answer to the question why there is so much ugliness, and deformity and injury and disability and misery in the world is found in Romans 8:18-23.

I think that’s the most important passage in the Bible, for our friend to think about. Ugliness and disfigurement have their roots in the origin of human sin. Now, listen carefully, because this could be so easily misunderstood. Not in a person’s particular personal sin, but the origin of human sin in Adam and Eve which infected the whole human race. In his wisdom, God decreed that there would be physical manifestations of the horrors and outrage of sin against God. This does not mean that everyone’s disability or everyone’s disease or everyone’s disfigurement is because of their own sin.”

Arguing that people are unattractive so they can serve as avatars of the unattractiveness of sin is a hot take indeed, but Piper presses forward:

God brought the physical world, the bodily world into sync, into correspondence with the moral world. He made physical ugliness and misery correspond to moral ugliness and misery, even in some of the most godly people on the planet. Every bodily or material burden in the world should point us to the burden of sin. Every ugliness should point to the ugliness of sin and Satan. Satan is a real secondary cause under God. He is immediately responsible for many physical horrors….So all physical ugliness, and deformity and misery points to the moral ugliness and deformity of sin and Satan.”

One would be forgiven for concluding that Piper is basically saying the uglier you are, the worse the sin you are representing. For many, the notion that a child born with down syndrome is “physical manifestations of the horrors and outrage of sin against God’ is more than a little troubling.

Piper does not share how on account of sin, our standards of beauty and what is good and pleasing are compromised, but rather paints a theology where the world’s standards of beauty are assumed, rather than challenged. There’s about 10 other response that he might have said about this, and apparently, he’s gone with this one.

It’s for this reason that a man or woman with characteristics such as lazy eyes, hooked noses, buck teeth, and asymmetrical features aren’t viewed as part and parcel of God’s good design. Instead, he seems to be suggesting that all the 1-5/10 are meant to remind of us sin and the devil, with the more attractive 6-10’s/10 meant to remind of… his greatness and glory? He concludes:

Christ is most glorified in us, when we are most satisfied in him, especially in our temporary ugliness.

NATURALLY, this has garnered a fair amount of pushback, with the following tweet summarizing most the bulk of the responses.

https://twitter.com/speaks_who/status/1455497144945758208?s=20

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No Whites Allowed? Christian Seminary Holds Segregated ‘Blacks Only’ Alumni Reunion

Dallas Theological Seminary, a so-called ‘Christian Seminary’, has apparently taken a playbook from Saddleback Church, with the alumni there deciding to hold a ‘African American Only Event’, free from the white gaze of their fellow graduates whose very pigmented presence would lessen their relaxation and apparently kill the vibe.

Naturally, one could imagine the outrage if it read “The White American Dallas Theological Seminary (DTS) Alumni Reunion grew out of a desire to reconnect with other White Alumni in a relaxing environment.”

As always, Pastor Tom Buck gets the one-up on racial grifting apologists like Dwight McKissic, who never met a sketchy statement he couldn’t finagle into a fitting narrative.

Indeed it does. Romans 2:11 says that “God shows no partiality”- something these alumni evidently never learned.

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Woke Theologian says Biblical Admonition Against Necromancy is White Oppression

Andre Henry (MA Theology, Fuller Theological Seminary) is a Los Angeles-based writer, musician, former editor of Relevant Magazine, and a wanna-be theologian who stopped believing in God years ago.

In a conversation with fellow unbeliever Jo Luehmann, a self-described “Christian Atheist” who doesn’t believe in God but believes in Jesus, and therefore spends all her time deconstructing and decolonizing the faith, these two exceedingly ignorant souls cover a wide range of topics, with Henry explaining that the Christian prohibition on necromancy is basically white oppression

Our story picks up with Luehmann revealing that she needed to ‘break up with ‘white Jesus” in order to reconnect to her true self, and then Henry jumping in.

“I so relate to what you’re saying, including disconnecting from your ancestor. And I write about this in my new book where I talk about when I was in Jamaica last year, I was doing a lot of reconnecting with my extended family and hearing about where my mother’s bloodline began, between an enslaved woman and a slaveholder named (unintelligible)

I couldn’t stop thinking about her- my first ancestor in Jamaica. And I kept thinking about how the version of Christianity that I received had like this very strong- you’re not supposed to commune with the dead, basically. It’s like when people talk about connecting with their ancestors and stuff like that, that’s something that was so foreign to me, because I was like, you know, they tell us not to do that basically. And for the first time, I really asked the question ‘why would it be so important for these oppressors to tell us not to connect with our ancestors.'”


Bonus comments from Luehmann, courtesy of @wokepreachertv

“I don’t believe in God. At all. But I believe in Christ, and to me Christ is just the embodiment of divinity in me, in you, in all of humanity. So for all intents and purposes, I’m a Christian atheist…I just tell people I’m a Christian to avoid all of the ‘what do you mean?'”

“Ancient Jewish spirituality, which is what Christianity borrows from, is indigenous spirituality. And because it was stolen and because it was corrupted and appropriated by systems of oppression doesn’t mean that I have to reject it.”

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Abortions in Texas Fall by Half After Introducing Heartbeat Bill

A month after Texas enacted the most restrictive abortion ban in the country, which bans abortion after a heartbeat can be detected and makes it possible for anyone to sue any doctor who murders a baby in the womb, abortions are down 50%, according to a brief by the University of Texas, which studied the impact of Senate Bill 8 on the rates of abortion in the state over the last 30 days.

“The number of abortions in Texas fell by half following implementation of SB8. We obtained monthly data on the total number of abortions provided at 19 of Texas’ 24 abortion facilities, which provide approximately 93% of all abortions reported in state annual vital statistics data. We compared the percent change in the number of in-state abortions that occurred between July and September 2021, relative to the same months in 2020.

There was a 3.0% change (95% CI: -0.1, 7.0) in the number of abortions provided in Texas in July 2021
(n=4,564), compared to July 2020 (n=4,432). This was followed by a 28% increase (95% CI: 23%, 33%) in August
2021 (n=5,377) compared to August 2020 (n=4,198), which likely reflects facilities’ expanded hours to
accommodate more patients needing care in anticipation of SB8 going into effect.


Overall, 2,164 abortions were provided in September 2021 and 4,313 in September 2020, a 49.8% decrease
(95% CI: -52.4%, -47.2%).”

According to a NY Times,report “At Southwestern Women’s Surgery Center in Dallas, about half of patients who thought they were early enough to receive an abortion have been ineligible because fetal cardiac activity was heard.”

This has either forced them to either get an abortion out of state, or choose in the preferred course of action, which is abandoning the abortion altogether.  Dr. Allison Gilbert, a physician and the medical director at the clinic, says that as a result of the new law passing, abortions at her health center have declined nearly 80%.

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Relevant Magazine Features Pro-choice ‘Unitarian Universalist’ On Why the ‘Bible is an Idol’

It’s no secret that Relevant Magazine is a heretical cove where progressives go to get their talking points and to find safe harbor from the judgment of Biblically faithful Christians who don’t hate Jesus.

Protest all they may, it’s a liberal rag slurped up by seeker-sensitive 20-somethings that populate megachurch corner offices, along with Emerging Church ex-pats wanting to relive the glory days. The magazine will claim they’re not “that progressive” and push back on claims that they are outside the bounds of the Christian faith or have descended into a vat of crippling heresy, while at the same time platforming and promoting the theological musings from Unitarian Universalist John Pavlovitz.

If Pavlovitz’s denial of Jesus as the author of scriptures and the second person of the Trinity wasn’t enough to know that this man is no believer, a quick perusal of his social media shows that he is pro-LGBT, pro-choice, and about as far away from Christian orthodoxy as one can imagine.

No longer a passive rebel to God’s law, he is an active participant and planner of theological terrorism, with each article he writes tossing in bits of unbiblical ball bearings to sustain the maximal amount of casualties with his sophistry bombs.

Like his new article, which is aptly titled Have We Made the Bible Into an Idol? where he argues that people have needlessly elevated the authority of the scripture and idolized its perspicuity, suggesting it is much more grey and muddy than people give it credit for. He openly suggests direct, divine inspiration apart from the bible by pointing out that we make a point of saying the Bible is ‘giving and active’ while refusing to give that same courtesy of God. The bible, he says, ought not to be elevated so.

“If we trust in a Jesus who is alive, and in a God who is fully present to individuals through His Holy Spirit, we will be fully expectant and confident that His voice and vocabulary are not confined to 66 books and 800,000 words. The Bible commands us not to add to the Scriptures, but that doesn’t mean that God can’t…As Christians, we should read, study, reflect on, respect, and where we feel personally convicted, obey the Bible, but we should never worship it.”

His ultimate point is that we mustn’t be so dogmatic, offering that instead of giving clear, uncontested assertions about what the scripture says, we ought rather to say, seemingly about any point of doctrine (including the Trinity clearly, as again, he’s a Universalist Unitarian) “The Bible appears to say that in this particular passage. I think I believe that interpretation, and now, let’s talk about it.”

It’s this sort of nonsense which demonstrates why this magazine is so irrelevant after all.

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Facing Jail For Domestic Abuse, Dr. Dino Kent Hovind ‘Marries’ 4th Wife

Only a few months after Kent Hovind’s ex-girlfriend/ third common-law wife took an order of protection against the disgraced creationist, claiming that he physically abused her by ‘body-slamming her’ and has engaged in a pattern of psychological torture, resulting in him being sentenced to 30 days in jail for domestic violence, he has taken on yet another common-law ‘wife,’ bringing the tally up to four.

Hovind, also known as Dr. Dino, has a creation ministry of sorts that is run through his Alabama-based Dinosaur Adventure Land; a somewhat decrepit touristy destination where people can camp and explore the trails on ATVs and visit his creation exhibits. Routinely expressing and advocating for sovereign citizen conspiracies, he famously spent almost a decade in prison after being convicted of nearly 50 federal counts of tax fraud, at the time claiming that he didn’t owe anyone taxes (especially not Caesar) because everything he owned belonged to God.

This new ‘marriage’ continues a personal life that is in disarray and stained by sinful, selfish, and self-justifying choices.

He married his first wife Jo in 1973 and they stayed together until their divorce in March of 2016.

He then ‘married’ Mary Tocco in September 2016, though no sexual adultery had taken place in his former marriage, making him an adulterer. They did not get a marriage license and instead had a private religious ceremony. That ‘marriage’ lasted a little more than a year, and then they ‘divorced’ in 2017 after she discovered that he was behaving shady with the money again, and not on account of adultery.

He then got ‘married’ again in 2018 to Cindy Lincoln, becoming twice an adulterer in a private ceremony, and then he ‘divorced’ her and put her out in 2020, also without a legal marriage or divorce.

Now, he has ‘married’ yet again, this time to Sandra Sawyer, who explains:

If history is any indicator, she has a little under two years of being his ‘wife,’ before he ‘divorces’ her for number wife #5.


h/t Robert Baty