Lutheran Pastor Tells Congregants: ‘I do not like these scriptures…I can’t find anything redeeming in (Paul’s) letter’
Lura Groen is the pastrix of All Saints Lutheran Church in Bowie, MD, and has the distinction of being the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about.
She’s claimed that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well, said that there are lesbian angels’ who ‘consensually’ flirt with queer Christian women, and compared the mystery of the Trinity to the luridness of sadomasochism and BDSM.
She’s argued that Christians are but one of many ‘brides of Christ’ because the Lord is “poly” and has ‘other lovers’ of different religions and faiths, and has promoted hook-up culture, premarital sex, and one-night stands.
During a recent sermon, not only did she give one of the most insane disclaimers ever to a sermon, giving a content warning and instructions for “self-care” while offending bible verses are being read, but she also told congregants:
“These scriptures are hard to preach on because I’m a little bit not sure we should even read some of them in church….I do not like these scriptures…I can’t find anything redeeming in (Paul’s) letter”
Lutheran 'pastor' (ELCA) gives one of the most insane disclaimers ever to a sermon, giving a content warning and instructions for "self-care" while offending bible verses are being read. pic.twitter.com/adkrsg331Z
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