Lura Groen is the pastrix of All Saints Lutheran Church in Bowie, MD, and has the distinction of being the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about.
She’s claimed that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well, said that there are lesbian angels’ who ‘consensually’ flirt with queer Christian women, and compared the mystery of the Trinity to the luridness of sadomasochism and BDSM.
She’s argued that Christians are but one of many ‘brides of Christ’ because the Lord is “poly” and has ‘other lovers’ of different religions and faiths, and has promoted hook-up culture, premarital sex, and one-night stands.
During a recent sermon, not only did she give one of the most insane disclaimers ever to a sermon, giving a content warning and instructions for “self-care” while offending bible verses are being read, but she also told congregants:
“These scriptures are hard to preach on because I’m a little bit not sure we should even read some of them in church….I do not like these scriptures…I can’t find anything redeeming in (Paul’s) letter”
Lutheran 'pastor' (ELCA) gives one of the most insane disclaimers ever to a sermon, giving a content warning and instructions for "self-care" while offending bible verses are being read. pic.twitter.com/adkrsg331Z
— Protestia (@Protestia) September 14, 2025
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“God is wrong” – Lura Groen (wants to be God)
Looks like a jewish tranny.
“She’s claimed that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well,”
There is no question this “woman” is a jew, by that statement alone its clear. Then “her” physiognomy screams jewish male in a wig.
And that makes sense, because they can easily hide out in Lutheranism because German sounding last names are expected in a German denomination. So The Noticing is impaired among Lutherans.
“All Saints Lutheran Church” …. this is the fruit of not continuing the Reformation to the point of becoming Baptists. All Saints, eh? Filthy papist continuationists. This is why Anglican, Episcopalian, Lutheran, and Presbyterian are all so gay. Because Catholicism is gay and they kept a bunch of it.
Heh, (((Lura Groen))) I mean just look at that physiognomy altogether
Typical
F – T – J
A – R – E
G – A – W
G – N – I
O – N – S
T – Y – H
A trans man is still not an actual man and therefore cannot be ordained.
And people still ask me why I left the ELCA.
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