Bethel Church Baptizes Woman Who Gives THIS Strange Reason for Wanting to Be Baptized
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Bethel Church in Redding, California, led by Bill Johnson, is a hodgepodge of false teaching and bizarre charismatic shenanigans. From ‘Little God Theology’, teaching that Adam created the animals in Eden, that Michael the Archangel wears tights, and that angels sit around in heaven farting contents, it’s a bizarro world with significant influence. (see endnotes)
They also have a free-for-all mentality for their baptism process. Two months ago, they had a spontaneous baptism for Joshua Bassett, an openly gay Disney star, despite his murky reasons for doing so. Recently, they had another baptism service where they asked a young woman why she was being baptized tonight. She responded.
Hi, my name is Krystal, I just know that God is calling me to be a warrior for his animal kingdom and that I’m to lead an army of angels to protect animals across the world, and I just know I can’t do it without God.
That’s a crazy theology all by itself, less being a motivation for wanting to be baptized. If Bethel had even an ounce of discernment or sense of biblical propriety, they would have declined the baptism at that point and pulled her aside. They would have offered her correction and sought clarity on what was happening with her, why she was seeking to be baptized again, and whether or not she had a biblical reason for doing so.
But because there’s nothing too weird or spiritually suspect that Bethelites haven’t been exposed to, the crowd cheered at her declarations rather than growing quiet and concerned.
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Young lady, you can’t do it with God either. He created animals for us to eat, and His word tells you so. Better get with His program, rather than expecting Him to get with yours. You’re not hiring an assistant. You’re supposed to be submitting to almighty God.