Charismatic Prophetess Says Jesus’ Favorite Thing to do is Heaven is Eat Candy and Ride his Dirt Bike

When our favorite pink-haired charismatic “prophetess” Kat Kerr isn’t revealing how to access the ‘body parts room’ in heaven or recounting how heaven smells like pumpkin pie and where cows drive around on tractors, she’s recounting all the mysteries she’s learned during her thousands of trips to heaven. Such a celebrated celestial tourist has naturally made other charismatics inquisitive about what the afterlife is like, what Jesus, God and the angels are up to, and what sort of mystical revelations she’s been given to bring back to the mere mortals on earth.

It was on this occasion that speaking to chief-enabler Steve Shultz on Episode 83 of WEDNESDAYS WITH KAT AND STEVE that she reveals that Jesus’ favorite things to do, which are eat sweets, do carpentry, ride the rollercoaster, and ride his motorbike on the heavenly trails:

Schultz: My question is what do the really wild guys do in heaven? And which of the really wild activities are Jesus favorites to participate in? What does he like to?

Kerr: Well, his absolute favorite, and not necessarily a wild activity, is eating sweets. And I know he loves to have- he throws celebrations in his own mansion. Yes, he has a mansion, he had to live as a human on the earth, he deserves one. He has his own place in heaven. He is in the throne room a lot. Many, many, many times when people are caught up they see him, but they’ve also seen Jesus out around heaven doing things and stuff like that. He also, not necessarily wild again, but he does love, he like to ride the roller coasters, but he does love to make things still with his own hands and he’s does still build things like we were just talking about.”

Shultz chimes in about another fake prophetess who says she went to heaven and saw Jesus on a Motorcycle and asks if that’s something he likes doing.

Yeah, I was about to add, one of the things I know there are actually trails, and I saw them…I saw these trails- ‘fire trails’ they call- all around the sky of heaven. And other people who who were bikers, the ones that some I recognize some I did not, are following this person all around on these trails in heaven. And so I’m quite sure it’s something like that. I know Jesus loves loves loves horses, he loves to go ride his horse as fast as he can ride, his horses’ name is Lightning. But he does also like to ride on those trails.

Lest anyone laugh too much, she has 90k views on this video, and has hundreds of comments. In fact, these are just a few sampling of comments:


h/to to Shawn at Revealing Truth

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