Charismatic Prophetess Says You can Go Shopping in Heaven, and the Menfolk will Carry the Packages

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are Reincarnated For the Next Pregnancy, or even that there’s a place called ‘Jello-land’ in heaven that contains chocolate waterfalls and candy houses, she’s explaining that women love to shop in heaven, and they can do so because everything is free.

Speaking to chief-enabler Steve Shultz on episode 73 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, a show which routinely gets between 100k-300k views, Shultz asks about the clothes-shopping situation in heaven:

Shultz: “Do women go shopping with women in heaven? Or is there stores where you go clothes shopping? (Kerr- Oh yes) There really is, hunh? Because men don’t like to shop. That’s not a heavenly..”

One of the first times (Jesus) took me (to heaven) he actually on purpose took me to a place, he said ‘this is where you get the gifts.’ And I’m thinking gifts, but he always answers me, just even if I think something, he said ‘well you know everybody uses the gift I gave them on the earth that I will never take away.’

And I found out that’s why there’s so many things in heaven. There’s this why there’s amusement parks, rodeos. There’s all kinds of places to shop. You don’t pay for anything. No, it’s all freely made, freely given. Because people have gifts, great clothing. I’ve been to jewellers in heaven, it was amazing.
And so all this stuff is given to us. We bless each other with our gifts in heaven, that’s why he won’t take them away. And I did see a close friend of min, I saw her mother in heaven. Now, her dad I think had passed first. And I saw her mother in heaven, and she was going in and out of every shop. And her person who was her husband was with her. He was carrying all of the boxes and the bags of everything she was getting. She was getting gifts for friends.

Shultz; “Really?”

She’s putting them in their mansions as they’re being made so much. And I went ‘that looks absolutely delightful’. And so (Jesus) had me make a CD called for the women called ‘unlimited free shopping spree in heaven.’

Shultz: “That’s, that’s amazing. When you were talking last week (about heaven being a globe)….as soon as you said that, I thought then there’s got to be a gift shop in heaven with the sphere, the globe of heaven…do they have trinkets like that?

“They would have those in ChristmasTown, (a location in heaven) but they do have snow globes in ChristmsTown people. I hope you’re happy about that, because you can’t change it, okay? St. Nick lives there. And my one brother who passed is actually one of his assistants and he’s having the time of his life right now.”