When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are Reincarnated For the Next Pregnancy, or even that there’s a place called ‘Jello-land’ in heaven that contains chocolate waterfalls and candy houses, she’s explaining when cats die, you can watch their souls leave their bodies, and take pictures of them as they float up into the sky to heaven.
Speaking to chief enabler Steve Shultz on episode 63 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, he asks her what happens to cats, dogs, and other such critters when they die, and she does not disappoint:
When they pass, just like we do, their spiritual body that looks just like them steps out of their fleshly body. I firmly believe that on the day the dead in Christ shall rise, they will get their bodies back too, because they are living in heaven.
Your own guardian angel, my own guardian angel took my Yorkie to heaven. And when she stepped out of that physical body and she had stopped breathing, there she was, and my angel just grabbed her up and took her up to heaven. I have seen her in heaven several times when I was there, just enjoying herself, playing games and stuff with other pets that are up there…
More about that Yorkie’s passing in a second:
(Before he passed) we took him to our family Vet and took him in. And we stayed with him the whole time. And they gave him just a real simple shot. So he kind of went to sleep and eventually he passed and he jumped out of his body.
…And then when I saw that, I looked and turned to (unintelligible name) and the Father said “run outside”. And he said “get your cameraI and run outside.” So I run outside the Vet and we have a photograph of that dog’s spiritual body heading towards heaven. It is so him, he had the pointiest ears, you know… and he was really quite cute.
And it was a spiritual body, it looked just like him but younger, and I got pictures to come back and say, ‘Look, Mom, he’s on his way home to heaven’. And she was still so rejoicing.