Charismatic Prophetess Talks Underwater Mansions, BBQ Mansions, Pooping in Heaven, and Disappearing Cucumber Peels
When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or she’s talking about how heaven is filled with giant 20ft sasquatches, unicorns, 200ft high cryptids, and other fantastical creatures – the result of visiting heaven “thousands of times” – she’s explaining how all the secret ins and outs of the angelic realm.
Speaking to chief-enabler Steve Shultz on Episode 40 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, Shultz asks what the mansions will look like in heaven, as they won’t have a need for washroom, kitchens or bedrooms. Kerr confirms that even though there will be feasting 24/7, there won’t be a need for bathrooms or toilets, but rather the mansions are found everywhere, in the air, trees, even underwater.
Kerr has previously explained that in heaven, the food will become a part of our spiritual bodies, where the “atoms” of the food somehow merge with the spiritual “atoms” of the bodies and have no need to be “processed” and expelled, likening it to taking Flinstone vitamins that nourish the body.
In most mansions, because they’re so old, they’re all so different and in different places in heaven. I mean, some are in the trees in the rainforest of heavens. Some are in the mountain, the mountain of spices, there’s sky mansions, mansions under the crystal sea.
So you can understand just by me saying those few words, it’s going to be more than you ever expected. It will so delight you…So everyone has a crown room. Everyone has a glorious – I would call a great – hall. Like a great hall, where you get many, many people come to have events there, people have events in their own home.
Kat shares how she met a state trooper in heaven who died just a few weeks before she met him, and he had a mansion by the tributaries of the “crystal sea,” where he would fish all day, and be entertained by his dog who would talk to him.
Schultz: Wow [sustained], in other words, they could – they understand each other’s language?
Kat: He had a dog with him. He had a dog with him, it was like salt-and-pepper colored. Laying next to him while he was fishing, the dog was talking to him…he was actually having a conversation like in English with this, this person who had taken care of him.
Turning back to the topic of food, people will likewise be able to cook and engage in heavenly delights, with all the ingredients readily available for free, with no waste!
But if you love to cook, you’re going to have those magnificent kitchens. I was actually shown a good friend of mine, I saw her mother’s kitchen or her grandmother’s kitchen, I was shown her grandmother’s kitchen. And it was glorious.
It had things in it, I didn’t even know what they did, what they could do. Except I did see this part. She was making a salad for like 50 people. And she would peel a cucumber. And as the cucumber peeling left the cucumber it disappeared. There was no garbage. It disappeared, the peel disappeared into nothing.
Lastly, Kerr explains how if you love to cook, you can barbeque all day, without explaining exactly where the source of the meat is coming from for said feast. Are there pigs being killed in heaven to make some delicious pulled pork? Is there a heavenly slaughterhouse with the pigs (who can probably talk too?) go to be butchered? She doesn’t say.
If you really want a kitchen, maybe that’s your favorite thing is to cook, maybe you are a chef…you’re gonna have a restaurant like a barbecue restaurant. That barbecue restaurant would be part of your mansion.
In other words, in heaven you don’t have a mansion to live in then you go to another place like here – we usually work one place and we live one place – in heaven it’s all incorporated into the property, into the buildings on that property that is yours, and everybody comes to taste your wonderful barbecue in heaven…
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Wow, just the thought of dying is making me hungry.
Kat is off her meds again.
What is so devastating to me is that she is actually Gods judgement to those who enjoy having their ears tickled. It is blasphemy!
“And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.”
—2 Thessalonians 2:10-12