Charismatic Prophetess: God Has Paparazzi Angels Who Follows You Around + Going to Heaven on Missiles
Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired, mainstream continuationist, spunky charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” has given us a fresh round of “revelation” about heaven, introducing us to “photographer angels” who function like the paparazzi, as well as claiming that God employs various modes of transportation when he takes the dead to heaven, including biplanes and missiles.
Appearing on Episode 18 of “Wednesdays with Kat and Steve,” chief enabler Steve Shultz of the Elijah List asks whether Jesus’ mother Mary will have pictures in her mansion of her boy. This comes after an extended discussion of trying to figure out if the mansion they get in heaven will be vaporized and replaced with a new one once they’re in the new heavens and earth.
I promise you she’s got photographs of her with him when he was a baby. The angels were there. I think they have photographer angels because there are some that do nothing but take the pictures. When she got to her mansion she saw a gallery of all the pictures. When she was telling that truth to Elizabeth, and John leaped in the womb of Elizabeth, I know that encounter – I’m sure that was photographed, I’m sure them going to Bethlehem – she’s probably got pictures all over in her mansion, she’s probably has a whole gallery of that.
[Steve: Wow. I want to see those. I want to go visit. You have not been in her mansion though?]
I’ve seen glimpses of inside her mansion, parts of it, not all of it of course. I’ve seen parts of it, but because of Christ himself, the Father tape – the Father and his videographers, I know what they call them. The Father tapes everything!
Earlier in the episode, she explains what happens when we die, waxing eloquent on all the ways we get transported to heaven, including biplanes presumably piloted by angels or on missiles launched by angelic beings.
We’ll also get to travel through the new heavens he makes, and you’ll have planets for us to visit just for fun. You won’t just stay there, you get to go to many places that have been created for you to have fun…When you pass from this earth, and your guardian angels take you, sometimes you just go on up to the cosmos and you arrive there.
Sometimes you’re taken many different ways, I’ve seen people step on these things that look like elevators and zip you up. Some go in chariots. Some go in biplanes. Some go in missiles or all kinds of things to delight you, that’s why he does that.
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I honestly think she’s mentally fragile. She needs help and her family needs to step in and intervene.
I agree – like a large, ornate Gutenburg upside her pink head 🙂