NAR Heretic Ché Ahn’s Church Has a 24k Gold Ceiling, $1,000,000 Chandelier
Charismatic pastor and head of the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) Ché Ahn has revealed that his Church is bursting at the seams with all sorts of wealthy accouterments and treasures, detailing in a recent service how their church building has a 24-karat gold ceiling, a chandelier worth more than $1,000,000, and walls filled with precious gemstones – more so than any mine in the western hemisphere.
We bought our church building in 2004…called the Ambassador Auditorium. It was valued at $32,000,000 when we bought it. We’re talking about the ceiling is covered in 24-karat gold. The wall is pure Onyx. In fact the largest amount of Onyx, which is a gemstone, is in our building, in the whole western hemisphere. If you want to find it it’s not in some mine, it’s in our building. The chandelier is huge, it’s worth a million dollars just itself.
Though Ché Ahn has done some good work in the last few months in defying the government trying to shut his church down, his wild charismaticism and New Apostolic Reformation nonsense always shines through, as being one of their apostles, he tirelessly works to bring about the “Seven Mountain Mandate.” In fact, it wasn’t that long ago that he declared that Micheal “knock-’em-down” Brown was an “apostle” – a title which had him tickled pink and grinning like a fool for days on end.
We last saw Ahn explaining that Jesus appeared to his fellow NAR ne’er-do-well James Goll in a dream and told him that Ahn’s recent book was the most “important book in the world” for the hour.
H/T to Salt & Light for the video.
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