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Charismatic Prophetess Says We Get to Speed Through Heaven in ‘Star Cruisers’ + Heavenly Bus Stops

When our favorite pink-haired charismatic “prophetess” Kat Kerr isn’t revealing how to access the ‘body parts room’ in heaven or recounting how heaven smells like pumpkin pie and where cows drive around on tractors, she’s recounting all the mysteries she’s learned during her thousands of trips to heaven. Such a celebrated celestial tourist has naturally made other charismatics inquisitive about what the afterlife is like, what Jesus, God and the angels are up to, and what sort of mystical revelations she’s been given to bring back to the mere mortals on earth.

It was on this occasion that chief-enabler Steve Shultz 85 who oversees a litany of crazy-as-a-rat-in-a-coffee-can malcontent prophets at the Elijah List, asked Kat on Episode 85 to talk about all the portals she has in her house which give her such frequent access to heaven:

Yeah, there’s probably, well, not counting the encounter room itself which has a huge portal, almost the whole ceiling and encounter room now is a massive portal. That’s where the army came in for the first time, the army of heaven. And the Father would come in that one a lot. Then my room…there is a major portal that a lot of activity happens, either coming and going from there, or me going to there.

But there’s one in the front area, like right over the studio here that is really powerful. That sometimes it’ll open I’ll see heaven watching from the one that’s over us right now. And they’re watching right now from heaven.

Shultz gasps in amazement as Kat explains that all the portals in her house are used for different purposes, and yours will be too in heaven:

…Even in your mansion, you have portals that you go through, and you’re instantly in a different place in heaven. And so you would pick the one to go under the crystal sea, and there is one and everybody’s mansion if you want to go under the crystal sea and swim in the water, breathing the water.

…Then there’s one that takes you directly to the throne room. There’s one that takes you.. almost like, I don’t want to say an elevator but it’s a transportation to whatever place you call out, you step in front of it and say it and it takes you there instantly. You step into that portal yourself in heaven.

Shultz concludes by asking her how people will get around in heaven, if there are transports and vehicles too, and she affirms that we get Star Cruisers in heaven.

“Oh, yeah. Lots of activity, the transports, all types of transports in heaven. You get your own… I call a star, you know, Star Cruiser. You get your own it, runs on light and it’s right there by your mansion. So some people really like still to just get in something and take yourself there. Some people just love that. Some people want to step through the portals…You get to choose in heaven…. There’s beams of light that travel around in heavens. They are there specifically beams of light made to transport. And...there’s different places you go, almost like a bus stop. Almost like a bus stop is the only thing I can equate it to. But it’s not on the ground. It goes to the air.“

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Charismatic Prophetess Reveals There’s an ‘Old West’ In Heaven, and John Wayne Films Movies There

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are Reincarnated For the Next Pregnancy, or even that there’s a place called ‘Jello-land’ in heaven that contains chocolate waterfalls and candy houses, she’s explaining that there’s a place in heaven that looks like Texas, and that John Wayne lives there, where he spends his time in the afterlife making new western movies.

This despite that the only account we have of John Wayne converting is from his great-grandson, a Roman Catholic priest who says Wayne converted on his deathbed to the Roman Catholic faith, which would make him no believer at all.

Speaking with chief-enabler Steve Shultz on episode 58 of Steve and Kat:

But you would see certain things in Texas, in the state of Texas. There’s a strength in Texas, there’s a frequency in Texas itself that God made a freedom. He actually planted freedom in Texas.

…I’ve seen people who live in this western (part of heaven) that looks like the West. And not wild though. Maybe if the Holy Spirit would show up he’d be wild. But there are areas in heaven that look like the West. They just are. And someone in particular I have seen, absolutely in heaven, would be John Wayne. I don’t mind dropping names people, I have seen him there.

What is he doing? Making cowboy movies. What did he do on the earth? You use your gift in heaven. And I saw him making a cowboy movie. In this place, it looks just like the West except there’s no bandits, ok? You’re not going to roast, get scorched, be bit by scorpions, none of that happens. So in your natural mind, you always go ‘well, this is there.’ And it’s not there. It’s a glorious, beautiful place. But it looks just like the West and I happen to know He lives in this part. John Wayne lives in that part of heaven.”

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Charismatic Prophetess Says ‘Evil Residue’ Lives in Clothes and Must be Cleansed Before it Leads to Suicide

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that when babies die in miscarriage, sometimes God “puts them back” in the womb,  that heaven is full of 20ft Sasquatch Warriors, ‘Fairies,’ and unicorns, or explaining how she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, she’s explaining how depressed and suicidal people leave an ‘evil residue’ in their clothing that must be purged with ‘blue fire’, lest it makes one want to kill themselves.

Speaking to chief-enabler and gullibility king Steve Shultz on Episode 19 of “Wednesdays with Kat and Steve!” Steve explains that he used to have a jacket given to him by his dad, who happened to have an anger problem. Every time he wore the jacket he would likewise become angry and agitated- a pattern that continued for years. It was only after throwing out the jacket that he ceased being enraged and upset every time he wore it, prompting Kerr to chime in with these unique pearls:

The father showed me these things when he said do not even touch a garment that is spotted by the flesh. In the word that means people who commit sins, people who are filled with their own self and don’t even care about others, don’t even take something they own.

Don’t take it, don’t wear it because there’s a residue of them on it. I understand all that. Being a seer I’ll look at things and some people’s garments have stuff on it you don’t want. Your own garments collect your words, what are you saying.

Speaking to Shultz particualr case, she elaborates:

“That happens to them so many times. Sometimes its oppression- they don’t even know why- and they’ve taken something from someone who lived so depressed, maybe they even… took their life because they couldn’t handle that, maybe they got to where they couldn’t handle living. You do NOT want to take stuff like that from people.

She says that if you take anything from anyone, you ought to “cleanse it for the kingdom” which involves touching it and doing some sort of incantation over it. If you do this:

“The fire of God will come out of your hand and it will burn every bit of that stuff off. I want you to know, I don’t sit in one chair in the restaurant without touching that chair and say I cleanse it for the kingdom.

Steve “Really!?

Sometimes residue. But people walk past me not saying a word, and I hear what they said coming off their garments. Like your dad wore that coat all the time angry, it absorbs literally into the garment. We have to understand the spirit realm around us. Your words create something, and so you don’t want to take things from people. That’s why he said “don’t touch a garment spotted by the flesh”

That means they sinned in the flesh… and if you take the residue you can’t wash it off in the washing machine by the way, and you wear that, you’ll start having the same thoughts or the same expressions coming out of you.

…if you like the thrift shop, whatever you get in the thrift shop cleanse it for the kingdom before you take it to your house.

Describing the anointing that burns off bad vibes to manifest as blue fire, she explains that when she goes into people’s homes “I’ll brush the wall and release it in the whole place.” She even cleanses letters and parcels that come to her home, lest they be sent by someone with an evil residue. However, she says that even cleansing has its limits:

If it’s been something that been worn a long time or somebody you don’t know, you don’t want to get something that came from somebody who was really wicked. I wouldn’t take anything. I wouldn’t even take it to cleanse it.