Shrinking…Shrinking…Thousands Gone as Joel Osteen’s Church Hemorrhages
Arch-heretics Joel and Victoria Osteen, the impastor and impastorette duo who lead Lakewood Church, the 600,000-square-foot, 16,000-seat behemoth located in...
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We Asked an A.I. Chatbot to Write an Article on “Why Joel Osteen is a Heretic”
In what may be the world's first discernment article written by artificial intelligence, we present to you this offering by...
Prominent Discernment Minister Mike Winger Can’t Bring Himself to Call Joel Osteen a False Brother+ “He Does Seem to Proclaim the True Gospel of Christ”
Discernment Minister Mike Winger has been embroiled in a bit of controversy over the last few days, scrapping with Bible...
Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church Attendance Down 50% Since the Pandemic. Praise God!
Arch-heretics Joel and Victoria Osteen, the impastor and impastorette duo who lead Lakewood Church, the 600,000-square-foot, 16,000-seat behemoth located in...
Joel Osteen To Bring Gospel-Less Gloom In Major ‘Evangelistic’ Event: ‘It’s Not Deep or Theological’
Arch-heretics Joel and Victoria Osteen, the impastor and impastorette duo who lead Lakewood Church, the 600,000-square-foot, 16,000-seat behemoth located in...
Man Who Calls Joel Osteen a ‘Piece of S—‘ To his Face has been Fired
A man has been fired after posting a video of himself cozying up to Joel Osteen, who'd met out in...
Disgraced Megachurch Pastor Defends Joel Osteen Against Critics- ‘They’re Angry Idiots’
Former Megachurch Pastor Perry Noble has come out on social media bashing anyone who is critical of arch-heretic Joel Osteen,...
Lakewood Church Exec Speculates on How Stolen Cash was Hidden + Finder Gets 20k Reward but is ‘Upset’ with Osteen
Good news! Justin Cauley, the man who found 600k in cash and cheques stuffed behind a bathroom wall at Joel...
Joel Osteen Returns $4.4Mil in Pandemic Loans
Joel Osteen’s Texas-based megachurch has repaid all $4,400,000 of the stimulus money they were given nearly two years ago; the...
Joel Osteen Claims Jacob Slept with Wrong Woman Because He Was Drunk
Within the pantheon of wretchedly preached Joel Osteen sermons, one has caught our attention, in which he claims that the...