In his “sermon” last week, rank heretic Joel Osteen continued macrodosing his herd of goatlings with spiritual strychnine, insisting that God is determined to give you a double blessing of wealth and favor, but He can’t if you don’t keep a chipper attitude. It’s familiar ground for reprobates Joel and
Police have identified the shooter who opened fire at Joel Osteen’s Lakewood church yesterday, wounding one before being killed by police, as 36-year-old Genesse Moreno. Moreno has a lengthy criminal history, going back to 2005. After being revealed, many conservative pundits and Christian commentators have pointed out that not only
A woman entered Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church this afternoon with a gun and opened fire, injuring one person before being killed by off-duty police officers. Police chief Troy Finner said in a press conference that the shooting began shortly before 2:00 pm, prior to the start of the Spanish service.
Days ago, Joel Osteen gave Twitter users the shock of their lives. Rather than an endless stream of mushy prosperity milk and demonic drivel emanating from Smiley One himself, a lone missive contained words that have rarely appeared over the last decade on Houston’s timeline, including “Jesus,” “sins,” and “blood
Arch-heretics Joel and Victoria Osteen, the impastor and impastorette duo who lead Lakewood Church, the 600,000-square-foot, 16,000-seat behemoth located in the former Compaq Center that has an annual budget of nearly $90,000,000, 368 full-time and part-time staff, and which spends nearly 1.7 million dollars each week on operations, shared four months
In what may be the world’s first discernment article written by artificial intelligence, we present to you this offering by ChatGPT, a bleeding-edge chatbot that was introduced to the public earlier this week that can formulate scripts, give facts, spit out code, write jokes, explain technical concepts, and write essays. Created by
Discernment Minister Mike Winger has been embroiled in a bit of controversy over the last few days, scrapping with Bible Thumping Wingnut and Doctrinal Watchdog about several theological points. What we find distressing, and we take exception with, is that Winger doesn’t seem to have the discernment and theological fortitude
Arch-heretics Joel and Victoria Osteen, the impastor and impastorette duo who lead Lakewood Church, the 600,000-square-foot, 16,000-seat behemoth located in the former Compaq Center that has an annual budget of nearly $90,000,000, 368 full-time and part-time staff, and which spends nearly 1.7 million dollars each week on operations, have shared that
Arch-heretics Joel and Victoria Osteen, the impastor and impastorette duo who lead Lakewood Church, the 600,000-square-foot, 16,000-seat behemoth located in the former Compaq Center that has an annual budget of nearly $90,000,000, 368 full-time and part-time staff, and wich spends nearly 1.7 million dollars each week on operations, are set
A man has been fired after posting a video of himself cozying up to Joel Osteen, who’d met out in public at random, and telling the prosperity preacher ” “Hey man, you know you’re a piece of s—, right?” In the video, which has been viewed over 6.5 million times,
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