Tag: elca

Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades

Two years ago, Dawn Bennett became an ordained ‘pastor’ in the thoroughly apostate Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA,) in what is perhaps the strangest ordination ceremony we’ve ever seen. Bennett, who is a self-described she/her bisexual, queer woman, routinely trades places with Rev. Lura Groen to see who is

Lutheran Seminary Preacher Changes Scripture to Call God He/Her/They

“And he told them a parable to the effect that they ought always to pray and not lose heart. He said, “In a certain city there was a judge who neither feared God nor respected man. And there was a widow in that city who kept coming to him and saying, ‘Give me

ELCA Leader in a Polyamorous/’Ethically Non-Monogamous’ Relationship

Extraordinary Lutheran Ministries (ELM) is a “professional community for publicly identified Lutheran LGBTQIA+ rostered leaders, candidates, and seminarians” that is dedicated to “raising the visibility of extraordinary leaders and ending discrimination towards people for reasons of sexual orientation and gender identity.”  Through their candidacy accompaniment, the group provides “support and advocacy

THIS Denomination’s Own Projections Show Attendance Declining 98% by 2041

Mainline Protestant churches are dying, and we love it. One example is the pro-LGBTQ, pro-choice, pro-heresy Episcopal Church. At present, the irrelevant denomination has a median congregational age of 69. With no new blood coming in, and the majority of churches now having less than 40 members, the churches that are

Lutheran Pastor Promotes Hookups, Polyamory, and Premarital Sex

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a raging dumpster fire of blasphemy and perversion. Given their love of everything Antichristic, it is no exaggeration to say that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them

Lutheran National Gathering Features Pagan ‘Smudging’ Service +Native Spirituality

The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) is wrapping up its triennial gathering of Churchwide Assembly today. Happening only once every three years, nearly 900 voting members of the wicked and perverse denomination, representing 3 million wicked and perverse members, descended on the Greater Columbus Convention Center in Columbus, Ohio, to

Lutheran Pastrix Says Jesus Was Trying to SEDUCE the Woman At the Well

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a raging dumpster fire of blasphemy and perversion. Given their love of everything Antichristic, it is no exaggeration to say that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them