When our favorite pink-haired charismatic “prophetess” Kat Kerr isn’t revealing how to access the ‘body parts room’ in heaven, sharing how heaven smells like pumpkin pie and where cows drive around on tractors, claiming she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, talking about how heaven is filled with giant 20ft sasquatches, unicorns, 200ft high cryptids, and how angels have pets in heaven that occasionally accompany them to earth, she’s explaining how there are places where people can go in to heaven to change sizes or change into cartoon animals.
Speaking to chief-enabler Steve Shultz onepisode 115 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve, reveals:
Shultz: All right, Jack age 9, he wants to know ‘can I transform into things in heaven, like, an animal or a character?’ He wants to know if he can transform it. I assume this is like when they’re playing around or something.
Kerr: There are places in heaven they can go that is for a play area that yes, you can actually change. You can be smaller, you can be larger. I think that you can become a cartoon in certain areas, and then you play out cartoons with your friends. You actually are in the cartoon. So he’s absolutely right.
Shultz is over the moon at this revelation, and wants to know about the ‘fun zones’ in heaven.
Usually in the amusement park there’s alot of things going on, similar to that. They have all kinds of things that you can do. You can travel different ways, like in bubbles. You can go up to a different places for the play places in the sky. I know it sounds crazy, but it’s heaven.
…So of course he planned different things to do even adventures for you to do, things to learn, different places to go to learn them. You can visit rodeos, you already know about the amusement parks. There’s so many places in heaven that you can go. Even beautiful places outside parks. All kinds of things- dinosaur park- I know people get up, get off on that….
