Hillsong Church Announces Investigation into Allegations of Spending Like Drunken Sailors
Hillsong Global Senior Pastor Brian Houston sent a letter to members on Monday promising to look into and investigate claims...
Money Grubbing Heretics
Charismatic Prophet Arrested After Viral Video Shows Him Performing Naked ‘Money-Making Ritual’
A Charismatic prophet from Nigeria has been arrested by the Police for a little stunt that went viral, after he...
Lavish Lifestyles of Former Hillsong Pastors Revealed
Pastors at Hillsong Church were living lavish lifestyles for years, spending money like drunken sailors at the expense of member’s...
Bethel Pastor Describes God ‘Losing His Virginity’ By Having Sex with Congregation
Bethel Church's School of Supernatural Ministry Pastor Dave Ward, who is sure to become a mainstay here on Protestia, told...
NAR Heretic Ché Ahn’s Church Has a 24k Gold Ceiling, $1,000,000 Chandelier
Charismatic pastor and head of the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) Ché Ahn has revealed that his Church is bursting at...
Video: Bethel Church Literally Sings Worship Songs to Themselves
In a shameless move of self-adoration and idolatrous self-aggrandization that would make our brethren that hold to the 'regulative principle...
Bethel Church Pastrix Promotes God Healing Through Holy Snoring
A Bethel Church pastrix (because there's no such thing as a female pastor) who is likely to be a regular...
Charismatics Issue Death Threats after ‘Prophet’ Repents of Giving False Trump Prophecy
Well-known charismatic "prophet" and speaker Jeremiah Johnson has been subjected to thousands of blistering emails and death threats after apologizing...
Kat Kerr Prophecies God will Supernaturally Storm Capitol Hill and ‘Kick Out’ Biden
When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and ‘Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess making a fool of herself when she tries to...
Shawn Bolz Apologizes For False Trump Prophecy, Barely
Charismatic preachers are less accurate in their prophetic predictions than drunken meteorologists. In fact, coronavirus has proven that charismatics are far...
