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Bethel Church Hosting Arch-Heretic Benny Hinn For ‘Holy Spirit’ Conference

As if anyone needed another reason why Bethel Church is a hive of scum and theological villainy, look no further than an upcoming conference they are putting on, where Benny Hinn will be a keynote speaker. Bethel Church in Redding, California, the10,000-member monstrosity led by Bill Johnson, is an assortment

John MacArthur Being Treated For Heart Valve Complications, Not In Palliative Care

Online rumors that John MacArthur is receiving end-of-life palliative care are entirely baseless and unfounded, according to Phil Johnson, an elder at Grace Community Church and the executive director of the Grace To You ministry. Earlier this week, several anons were seen spreading rumors and speculation that MacArthur is at

Baby Immigrant Jesus and the God Who Builds Border Walls

“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.” – Ricky Bobby I

Shawn Bolz’s False Prophecy Leads Woman To Marry An Abusive Strangler?

Prominent charismatic “prophet” Shawn Bolz is accused of using personal information derived from Facebook to put a woman in harm’s way by “prophesying” that she marry a man who tried to kill her. Bolz is the poster child for false prophecies, a man whose prophetic predictions have proven less accurate

Washington Pastor Arrested, Charged With Scamming $5.9M From Congregants

Hireling ‘pastor’ Francier Obando Pinillo has been arrested and charged with 25 counts of wire fraud and one count of unlicensed money-transmitting business over allegations that he stole $5.9M from hundreds of people, including his own congregants. According to a press release by the CTC, the leader of Tiempo de