Pat Robertson Randomly Cures Woman’s Breast Cancer in Under 2 Seconds
Televangelist Pat Robertson, 90, the living embodiment of the expression “creeping decrepitude has finally crept up on me,” took to...
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Conservative PCA Seminary Puts on New-Age ‘Enneagram Seminar’
A conservative seminary within the Presbyterian Church in America (PCA) denomination has announced they are putting on a seminar featuring...
Is Jesus a Maid? Charismatic Leader Claims God will Miraculously Clean Messes, Remove Mildew
A Charismatic leader has declared that if you don't have enough time to clean up the mess in your house,...
Hillsong Church Announces Investigation into Allegations of Spending Like Drunken Sailors
Hillsong Global Senior Pastor Brian Houston sent a letter to members on Monday promising to look into and investigate claims...
Charismatic Prophet Arrested After Viral Video Shows Him Performing Naked ‘Money-Making Ritual’
A Charismatic prophet from Nigeria has been arrested by the Police for a little stunt that went viral, after he...
Lavish Lifestyles of Former Hillsong Pastors Revealed
Pastors at Hillsong Church were living lavish lifestyles for years, spending money like drunken sailors at the expense of member’s...
Hillsong ‘Pastor’ Joins With Joe Biden Transition Team and Muslims to Call for Religious Unity
(Reformation Charlotte) Interfaith unity seems to be all the rage these days — but historically speaking, it always has been....
Sorry, Not Sorry: Why the NAR Prophets’ Apologies for Getting Things Wrong Don’t Cut it
(HollyPivec) Apologies from the many “prophets” of the New Apostolic Reformation who falsely prophesied President Trump’s reelection are pouring in, including...
Bethel Pastor Describes God ‘Losing His Virginity’ By Having Sex with Congregation
Bethel Church's School of Supernatural Ministry Pastor Dave Ward, who is sure to become a mainstay here on Protestia, told...
Kat Kerr Claims Nowhere Does Bible Say Prophets Must Apologize for False Prophecies
When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and prophetess isn't making a fool of herself when she tries to control the...
