Category: Charismatic Nonsense

NAR Heretic Ché Ahn’s Church Has a 24k Gold Ceiling, $1,000,000 Chandelier

Charismatic pastor and head of the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) Ché Ahn has revealed that his Church is bursting at the seams with all sorts of wealthy accouterments and treasures, detailing in a recent service how their church building has a 24-karat gold ceiling, a chandelier worth more than $1,000,000,

It’s 2021, and Andy Stanley’s Church Isn’t Open Yet

North Point Community Church pastor Andy Stanley, who on July 14th declared that his church doors would be officially closed until the new year, announced that they would slowly start to open up some of their churches in the next few months, having their first adult in-person services in almost

Bethel Church Pastrix Promotes God Healing Through Holy Snoring

A Bethel Church pastrix (because there’s no such thing as a female pastor) who is likely to be a regular feature here due to some never-before-seen idiosyncratic charismatic manifestations, hosted a guest on her ministry page who describes how God healed her after hearing a word from the Lord through

Shawn Bolz Apologizes For False Trump Prophecy, Barely

Charismatic preachers are less accurate in their prophetic predictions than drunken meteorologists. In fact, coronavirus has proven that charismatics are far less accurate than that. Not a single charismatic leader prophesied the costliest health-related panic in history. Multitudes of charismatic leaders prophesied coronavirus would never come to America. Many more prophesied Christians

Jeremiah Johnson Issues Huge Public Apology for False Prophecy

Well-known charismatic false-prophet Jeremiah Johnson has issued an extremely public apology for false prophecies he made regarding the election of Donald Trump. He unequivocally taking responsibility for his claim that the President would win re-election, in what should serve at least in part as a template and case study for

Judah Smith and Churchome Bring on Trinity-Denier T.D Jakes as Board Member

Pastors Judah and Chelsea Smith of Churchome, a hip-to-be-cool, celebrity-endorsed 10,000 member megachurch, further cemented their theological obliviousness by bringing on Trinity-denying Modalist T. D. Jakes as a Board Member of their congregation, effective January 1, 2021. The Seattle-based church, spread across its five locations in Washington State and California,