Author: Staff Writer

Christine Caine, Pastors Praise ‘Sim Church’ Metaverse

With news that Craig Groeschel’s 85,000-member megachurch has joined the metaverse, creating a virtual reality simulation where congregants can, much like SimCity characters, attend church remotely from the comforts of their home with a VR headset and interact with other remote ‘congregants’, several big names have come out in support

Charismatic Prophetess Reveals What Celebrity God the Father Looks Closest to

When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, or that Miscarried Babies are

Hillsong Does Immodest Rendition of Tina Turner Song for….Christmas?

Hillsong Church is no stranger to controversy when it comes to their Christmas productions, most of which feature lascivious displays of writhing flesh and poor choices, resulting in Hillsong frequently deleting the videos so as to avoid criticism. As a result, the famed megachurch has put on a lot of

12 Remaining Missionaries Kidnapped in Haiti are Released!

In an answer to the prayer of many, the last remaining missionaries and their children kidnapped in Haiti have been released, according to a brief and succinct statement from Christian Aid Ministries, writing: Several months ago, the notorious 400 Mawozo gang took everyone, including children as young as 8 months

Huge Implications! Pastor Launches Metaverse for Megachurch

The pastor of one of the largest churches in America has announced that they have joined the #Metaverse, digitally recreating their church so that those who wish to attend church services and interact using virtual reality may do so, in a move that has major implications for the future of

Lutheran Church Holds Blasphemous Drag Queen Story Hour

We’ve known for a long time that the ELCA denomination is all but comprised of lost souls and rebel goats, with a perfect summation of that very fact found in the blasphemous church services one of their congregations had on the weekend, courtesy of the thoroughly reprobate St. Luke’s Lutheran

Kathy Keller Gives Clarification on Husband’s Pancreatic Cancer

Tim Keller’s wife Kathy co-opted his Twitter feed a few days ago to clarify something the Presyubterian Minister wrote a few days ago. She relayed that while his post made it seem like his prognosis worsened from a form of pancreatic cancer to stage 4, and therefore took a step