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$159,995 Rolex. $1,800 Sweater. $605 Hoodie. Round-up of Swagged Out Pastors

It’s been a while since we did a round of the inimitable Instagram pages Preachers N Sneakers and Prophets N Watches, showing the world how celebrity pastors tend to enjoy the finer things in life. One thing that should be obvious to anyone following this series is that the same people show up over and over, as can be seen in our achieves here:

$1,000 Shorts, $4,300 Nike’s. Round-Up of Preachers N Sneakers
$162,995 Watch? $195 Socks? $690 Sandals? Round-Up of Preachers N Sneakers, Prophets N Watches
$1090 Sweater? $1990 Handbag? $2720 Coat? Round-Up of Preachers N Sneakers
$284,500 Watch? $2,900 Jacket? $2,500 Shoes? Round-Up of Celebrity Pastors Pricey Fashion
Pastor with a $329,000 Watch? $12,100 Jacket? $700 Pen? Round up of Prophets N Watches
$95,000 Watch? $4850 Jacket? $1576 Shoes? Roundup of Swagged Out Pastors Wearing the Wealth

Senior pastor of Union Church based in Maryland, Chandler Moore, wearing an $1800 Louis Vuitton sweater.

Frequent flyer and prosperity Televangelist heretic Jesse Duplantis with a $159,995 Rolex.

Faith healer Cash Luna, pastor of Casa de Dios, a 25,000-member megachurch in Latin America, with a $1,520 Louis Vuitton sweater.

Steven Furtick is a man whose name keeps on popping up over and over. A history of these posts shows he’s perhaps the most prolific wearer of luxury goods, after his mentor T.D. Jakes. Here he has a $605 hoodie, but other things he’s worn in the past have included:

  • 4-Bar Solid RWB Stripe Shirt $450
  • Farfetch Offwhite Diagonal Arrows Sweatshirt $500
  • Kingsnake Print GG Supreme Baseball hat $390
  • Offwhite distressed bleach denim Jacket $750
  • Saint Laurent men’s brown Boots $1,145
  • Jordan 6 Retro Shoes $300
  • Air Presto Off White White Shoes $637
  • Nike Air Fear of God 1 Triple Black Shoes $610
  • Nike Dunk Low Off-White Pine Green Shoes $510
  • Nike Air Fear Of God 1 Oatmeal Shoes $390$
  • Saint Laurent mens SL10H lace up leather high Top Sneakers $575

Pastrix Kimberly Jones is the Senior Pastor at Limitless Church in Fayetteville, Georgia. Her first appearance on the list, she’s wearing a banger of a $74,875 Rolex.

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Mike Todd’s Christmas Service Features Ballet Dancers with Basically Bare Butts (Viewer Discretion!)

Pastor Michael Todd leads Transformation Church (TC.) He is known for crowd surfing during his church’s worship service and spending a lot of money. In the last two years, he’s given away $3,500,000 in houses, cash, and cars, spent $65,000 to buy 168 pairs of shoes, gave $600,000 in “reparations,” and purchased $66,000,000 in real estate.

He’s also known for preaching some good old-fashioned Modalism, giving the world perhaps the grossest illustration in church after he snorted and then hocked a loogie full of spit and snot into his hand and rubbed it in another man’s face and claiming his church had 75k salvations in the last 18 months even though practically none of them stuck around.

As part of their 2022 Christmas program, the service began with a scandalous ballet performance featuring men who might as well not be wearing anything, given the tightness and sheerness of their outfits, and women hardly dressed better, gliding across the stage while repeatedly flashing the crowd.



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Televangelist Claims God Told Him People Will Confuse Signs of Jesus’ Second Coming With Global Warming

Televangelist Jim Bakker, the hucksteriest of all hucksters, is claiming God told him that people will not believe the signs of Jesus’ return because they’ll just think it was global warming.

The last few years have not been kind to Bakker. Two years ago the 82-year old lost in court and was ordered to pay $156,000 to settle a lawsuit stemming from selling colloidal silver as a cure-all for the novel coronavirus. Last year the embattled Bakker had his credit card companies cut him off and reduced him to only taking checks to support his ever-dwindling ministry. This has made him desperate to hawk any prophecy, piece, or potion he can to keep the lights on, including Selling $1000 Miracle Blanket or having guests that claimed Reptile Alien Pretended to Be her Husband in an Attempt to Seduce Her. He explains:

This global warming business is anti-God. If you don’t believe God can run things- he created this world. And a lot of people, here’s what God spoke to me, I’m gonna show you something I’ve never shared before. I don’t think.

But God spoke to me that a lot of people are not going to accept the signs, listen to me, of the Second Coming. That the rapture is near. Because they’re going to call it ‘global warming problems’. They’re going to say ‘earthquakes are global warming’. No! God has given that 1000s of years ago, it was in His Word. These are the signs.

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Hillsong Founder Brian Houston’s Trial Concludes, Now Comes A SIX MONTH Wait

Former Hillsong Global senior pastor Brian Houston will have to wait months to find out if he’ll be found guilty on charges he concealed his father’s pedophilia, with the closing address in Sydney’s Downing Centre Local Court postponed until June 2023, to conclude a so-far three weeks trial.

During the trial, Houston acknowledges that he was guilty of not reporting his father’s molestation of a young boy as soon as he found out back in 1999, but maintains he did the “right thing” because the victim allegedly told him he didn’t want anyone knowing- a claim the victim denied in court- and that he was simply honoring his request.”

“What I was committed to was (the victim’s) wishes, not betraying him and his wishes…I believe we did the right thing, that I personally did the right thing.”

Houston, who was terminated earlier in the year from Hillsong after the revelation a series of inappropriate sexual relationships surfaced, including sending romantic texts to a woman not his wife, and spending 45 minutes in a hotel room doing unspecified things with a different woman while drunk and high on pills.

In a post on Instagram, Houston was optimistic about his prospects, saying he and his wife Bobbi were “building for the future.”

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, along with all the living creatures that inhabit this living planet. And then as a grand finale, his opus magnum, God created the human race. He created them in his image. But in time, in time the human race, which has the freedom to choose as God chooses, became a rebel race. But God is love. So he used his freedom to set in motion a plan designed to redeem and restore his image-bearers without removing his image.

God’s plan began with a man, Abraham, whose family would eventually become an entire nation…

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‘Bling Pastor’ Robbed on Livestream Arrested for Fraud and False Statements

The prosperity preacher who was robbed at gunpoint during a live-streamed service and relieved of an estimated $400,000 in watches, rings, and chains and then later showed off his massive ‘Prayer Closet’ likewise decked out in filthy lucre, has been arrested by Federal agents and charged with fraud, extortion, and making false statements. 

The crooked pastor was indicted for defrauding a congregant from her life savings, an estimated $90,000 that he then allegedly spent on luxury clothes and watches. If found guilty, he faces 20 years in prison. 

He was released on a $500,000 bond. Whitehead’s lawyer told the NY Daily News:

We are vigorously going to defend these accusations…we feel that he is being targeted, and he is being turned from a victim into a villain. Now, everyone was wrong about Bishop Lamor Whitehead setting up the robbery at the church. People were arrested. He had nothing to do with that. This all stems out of a civil lawsuit that is being handled in civil court and he will be vindicated.”

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SBC Megachurch Christmas Service Features Spaceships and Aviation Themed Songs?

Church by the Glades in Coral Springs, FL, is the embodiment of instituting worldly entertainment in the pathetic hope of catching the attention of wayward goatlings and luring them into staying. During their Christmas service, the 8000- member Southern Baptist megachurch continues its celebration of all things fleshly with an aviation/ passport/ flight-themed Christmas service. 

Known for their extravagant attempts to keep their members entertained, in the past few months alone, they played a cover of Run D.M.C’s sleazy and sexual song Walk this Way in church, performed Kendrick Lamar’s N95, only cleaned up and sanitized for church audiences, removing the curse words and racial epitaphs for a sermon illustration, put on a Willy Wonka Christmas worship service’ and put on crazy ‘Baby Shark’ mashup during service, replete with smoke and canons!

Pastor David Hughes, wanting to highlight the “movement” theme he sees in the Christmas story, tells congregants they should “frame up” the Christmas story against the backdrop of their financial and relational struggles.

How do I make (the Christmas Story) personal? Anybody here going through like, a really serious problem this time of year? Set of problems-it’s financial or it’s relational, you got this stressed out situation your kid uh you know, it’s a health issue, you’ve lost something or someone….why don’t you kind of frame up the Christmas story, this is the story we love we know so well, against the backdrop of your problem?…And I want to tell you this; God as we see in Christmas is really, really good with problems.

He reiterates that “embodiment of the Christmas story is God is with us, God is with you” as you struggle with your addictions and dysfunction, and that “God is really good at dealing with problems” like the virgin birth. He notes that because he was able to solve the problem of the virgin birth, he can solve the problems in your life.

Because the birth of Jesus was based on ‘movement’, his church service featured interludes like this:

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Brian Houston’s Pedophile Father Given Generous Severance Package, According to Testimony

Despite admitting to being a pedophile who molested a young boy, Frank Houston, Brian Houston’s Father, was allowed to retire from the public eye without news of his molestations ever going public and was allowed to remain on the church’s payroll for almost a year afterward, collecting pay and benefits. 

Houston is on trial facing charges that he concealed his father’s sexual abuse by not reporting it when he learned about it, as required by law. Houston acknowledged his fault but claimed he kept silent at the request of the victim. If found guilty, he faces five years in prison. News AU reports:

Despite admitting to molesting a child, paedophile Frank Houston was still given a retirement package when he left the church, his son Brian Houston told the court.

Frank Houston was dismissed from the church and his credentials as a pastor removed in late 1999 after he made admissions about his rape of Mr. Sengstock.

However, the court was told Frank Houston remained on the church’s payroll until November 2000.

Brian Houston told the court his father was given the retirement package more than a year after he admitted to the offending.

The court heard the package was going to “financially look after” Frank and Hazel Houston.

“He had been fired from preaching, had his credentials taken, he’d been asked to leave Hillsong … this was an attempt to sign him off as an administrator,” Mr. Houston said.

Crown prosecutor Gareth Harrison suggested he was being allowed to “quietly retire” with no public announcement being made he was an “admitted paedophile”.

“What I’m suggesting to you is, what is clear from this meeting, Frank was being allowed to resign quietly,” Mr Harrison said.

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Mr. Houston said his mother was “foremost in people’s thoughts” when it came to the financial package, as she had worked her whole life at the church and was not accused of any wrongdoing.

He said he couldn’t explain the motivation of the board, only that they wanted to look after his mother.

Mr. Harrison suggested it was an attempt to “conceal the true reason Frank was leaving”.

“I don’t believe there was any attempt to conceal Frank’s paedophilia,” Mr. Houston said.

“Frank had been gone from the church for almost 12 months.”

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Little Tikes Toy Teaches Witchcraft to Kids +Spellbook Included

A man or woman who is a medium or spiritist among you must be put to death. You are to stone them; their blood will be on their own heads.’ Leviticus 20:27

Popular toy brand Little Tikes has come out with a novel way to corrupt children and acclimate them to the dark arts of demons, offering a new “magic workshop” that lets children as young as three years old engage in witchcraft.

TAccording to the promo material:

Little Tikes Magic Workshop lets children enter a magical world filled with potions, spells, singing, laughter, and more. Just follow along with the easy-to-use spell book and add the enchanted ingredients to mix up the perfect potion.

Your wizard skills let you cast endless spells with a magical frog who will enthrall with his silly lights, sounds, and songs. The Magic Workshop is where magic is fun and fun is magic.

This is not cute or fun, but rather spiritually subversive and utterly and completely evil.

h/t Shawn at Revealing Truth on YT

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A Gallery Of The Faithful Gathering For Church. Album 20

The twentieth album in this year’s series showing our brothers and sisters in Christ gathering for church service as faithful believers.

While going to church does not make one a believer, refusing to faithfully attend a local church should seriously call that faith into question. This is a glimpse of what the global church is up to, and will feature images in chronological order, week to week, of the men and women being obedient to the scriptures. As always, click pictures to enlarge them.

Album #1, Album #2 Album #3 Album #4 Album #5 Album #6 Album #7 Album #8 Album #9 Album #10 Album #11 Album #12 Album #13 Album #14 Album #15 Album #16 Album #17 Album #18 Album #19

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Watch the First 11 minutes of Arch-Heretic Sid Roth’s Animated Show About His Biblical Adventures

“What if I did a cartoon series for children that would teach the invisible world, the supernatural?” Sid Roth

NAR grandpappy Sid Roth is continually up to no good. When he’s not recounting wacky tales of Charismatic gaucherie or platforming every wild-eyed charismatic with a prophecy, a potion, or a ploy to push, he’s telling tall tales about how he saw a kid starting flying around the room during a revival, claiming he can convert Jews to the faith with 95% success rate, and praising a revivalist who punched a baby and then threw it against a wall to heal it. This is all the while being vigorously defended and praised by wormsy men like Dr. Michael Brown.

To combat the transmischief from Disney, Sid Roth announced the releasing an animated children’s series that he’ll star in. The premise of the show is straightforward: using some mystical glasses that will transport characters to ancient Jerusalem, Roth will be a first-century tour guide, teaching stories from the bible from his own outlandish perspective. 

Well, he’s made good on that promise, releasing the first 11 minutes of episode one. In a masterclass of self-promotion, we see a family sitting down together with a big bowl of popcorn to watch their uncle Sid’s TV show, It’s Supernatural, and then later visiting him in person to talk about it, which is when they get transported. Take a look: