SBC Megachurch Features Dancing Witches and Skeletons For Halloween-themed Service
Church by the Glades in Coral Springs, FL, led by David Hughes, is the embodiment of instituting worldly entertainment in the pathetic hope of catching the attention of wayward goatlings and luring them into staying.
Known for their extravagant attempts to keep their members entertained, in the past few years they’ve played a cover of Run D.M.C’s sleazy and sexual song Walk this Way in church, performed Kendrick Lamar’s N95, only cleaned up and sanitized for church audiences, removing the curse words and racial epitaphs for a sermon illustration, put on a Willy Wonka Christmas worship service’ put on crazy ‘Baby Shark’ mashup during service, replete with smoke and canons! and put on an Addams family themed service.
During their Halloween service yesterday, after the praise and worship but before the sermon, in order to entertain the congregants and get them hyped up, they played a cover of ‘Halloween House Party’ which contains the lyrics:
Are you ready for a Halloween house party?
All my ghouls, it’s a Halloween house party
Get ready for the Halloween house party
We in the house and we scaring everybody
Come on everybody, where my ghouls at?
Zombies and the witches, where my wolves at?
Full moon rising, it’s the thirteenth hour
Time to turn it up
Just a little bit louder
Out the shadows
There’s a black cat, uh
VKs coming run fast, uh
Just a little bit of hocus pocus
Something’s in the dark
Don’t you look back
Hughes previously explained his rationale for putting on wild church services, using obscene bible twisting as his rationale:
“The church should have a show- every weekend we should have a show. I’ll tell you why. For my super spirituals right now, don’t log off, because Jesus promised and Matthew’s Gospel that anytime two or three or more would gather in his name, he would SHOW.
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