Prophet Micah Turnbo Says An Angel Walked In On Him Pooping and Talked About His ‘Floaters’
Micah Turnbo is the Pastor of Prophetic Ministry at Vineyard Church Northwest in Cincinnati, Ohio, and the founder of Behold Wonder.
The author of The Invitation: Encounters to Help You Enter Christ’s Inner Sanctum, Turnbo is regarded by those within his church as a prophet and “seer”- a man who can see angels and demons and the workings of the spiritual realm, all to fantastical ends.
Within the charismatic camp, there are few people who have made as many unbelievable and ridiculous claims as Turnbo has. Some of his more audacious claims include:
- That every Easter the Lord takes him to hell, against his will
- That God allowed him to sit in front of demons and asked him questions
- That he went to heaven where he sat on God the Father’s lap and played with God’s beard
- That God the Father goes for walks around heaven and that he likes eating ‘spicy food’, whereas Jesus has a ‘sweet tooth’
- That God took him back to Genesis where he watched Adam and Eve created
- That he spoke to Abraham Lincoln, whether in heaven or after being time traveled back to the 19th century, is unclear.
We’ve mentioned him a few times before when he claimed that Jesus’ favorite Marvel character is Spider-Man and insisted that Jesus appears to him in bed, where they fall asleep reading together.
He also detailed a theoerotic encounter he had with Jesus that involves kissing him on the lips:
During Episode 89 of the Blurry Creatures Podcast, Turnbo shared a conversation he had with an angel while on the toilet, who began to give him spiritual lessons based on the buoyancy of his excrement.
I’m using the bathroom. You know, it’s taking me a minute. An angel walks into the bathroom, you know, and he started to say, okay, he started to say to me, he said, “wow.” He said, “you’ve got some floaters. You’ve got some floaters.”
And I said, “uh, yes”.
And he said “Sometimes…repentance means you need to keep flushing.” It was a lesson…and we’re talking about turds. Oh my gosh. And I said, “Ok Lord”
Full video here:
In response to the exposé by Winger, Turnbo shared a picture of himself hugging his pastor, reveling in the encouragement he received while noting that Jesus appeared to him in a vision and told him to keep his eyes on him.
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Just another of the proliferating number of false prophets/false teachers that likely signal the end of days…
A whole lot of them seem to be blacks too. James White will be debating this subject soon.
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James White and Corey Mahler will be debating about this guy on the 15th.
This guy just sounds gay. Did he listen to too much of what Doug Wilson dubbed “Jesus is my boyfriend” music or what?