Woke Church Incorporates Anti-DOGE Rhetoric & Pro-Trans Ideology Into Communion Service

Some progressive pastors are suffering from such severe levels of anti-DOGE derangement syndrome that they have started to incorporate their hatred for Elon Musk into their communion services, such as what occurred yesterday with Founders MCC in Los Angeles, California.
During their service celebrating Trans Day of Visibility, which was hot on the heels of their service for Trans Day of Remembrance but yet part of their month-long summer PRIDE services, Transgender Minister Ida Serene led the church in this grotesque blessing of the elements.
When the government efficiency agents were coming after him, Jesus defied erasure with a piece of bread that he blessed and broke and shared with his friends, saying, “this is my body, you cannot expel it.” To stand strong in that visibility, we do this.
When we are at the end of our wits because the world is a roller coaster, Jesus offered us a sacred cup-one he blessed with intention and shares with us today, saying “this is my blood, a communion of courage.” To stay engaged for good reason, we do this.
God, consecrate the feast and the feasters. One joy, one commitment, one passion for life, one intersection of people and spirit. Amen.
In addition, their service kicked off with this prayer, with congregations being told:
“Church, let’s breathe in the beauty of our diversity created by God. Breathe out the societal limits placed on gender. Breathe in trans women, trans men, non-binary people, all created in God’s image. Breathe out binary genders.”
For trans visibility day I shall quote the greatest Tansformer, Optimus Prime. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” Too bad Leftists aren’t sentient and therefore freedom is not their right.