Charismatic Prophetess Reveals Cattle Drives, Talking Horses, Cowboys, and Gun Fights in Heaven
When Kat Kerr, our favorite pink-haired charismatic meme-bot and “Dr. Michael Brown-approved prophetess” isn’t weaving an unbiblical tale of witchcraft and false theology by claiming that she has a picture of thousands of lioned-faced angels frog-marching chained demons across the sky in order to go to heaven for judgment, she’s talking about dispatching her army reserves of more than 5 billion angels to go do spiritual battle.
Speaking to chief-enabler and gullibility king Steve Shultz on Episode 28 of Wednesdays with Kat and Steve!, Kerr answers a question from a four-year-old child who wants to know if he can be a cowboy in heaven and have cowboy guns.
He can definitely be a cowboy all the time if he wants to, and there’s even places you go to in heaven to enjoy all of that. They have rodeos in heaven, they even have cattle drives – you can ride on a cattle drive like in the old wagon train days – and yes I’m quite sure he can have cowboy guns.
Nothing in heaven hurts anybody, so you can’t shoot and hurt somebody with it. But I’m sure that you can dress fully out as a cowboy and enjoy yourself actually living it in heaven instead of just pretending, you’ll literally be living it, so hope you enjoy continuing to believe for that.
Shultz talks about how he loves shooting ranges and carnival games and is assured those will be in the heavenlies as well.
I’m sure if you go to the rodeos up there, there’s all kinds of shooting galleries and things like that. You can take a part of roping calves up, even riding a bucking bronco. I know that happens, but the horse is talking to you the whole time you’re being bucked, and that horse is saying ‘there’s no way you ride, you aren’t staying on me!‘ And so there’s a whole new understanding about life in heaven that wouldn’t happen on the earth…
I guarantee you [in heaven] I saw John Wayne, I guarantee you can go on cattle drives. You just drive the cattle from one side of heaven to the next, you have a big barbecue somewhere along the way, and it’s so much fun to live there.
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Sounds like a blast! Yee haw! I can’t wait
Hard to believe that anyone can take her seriously
I believe there will be horses in heaven according to Revelation 19:11 and 14. The rest is at best speculation and more likely pentawitchal nonsense.
Kat’s either an unrepentant, shameless, narcissistic opportunist or batsh*t crazy. I’m thinking maybe a combination of the two.