Tim Keller Tweet Generator. We Found One. That’s It. That’s the Headline

Tim Keller, founder of the Gospel Coalition and cultural Marxist extraordinaire, has a long history of saying awful, terrible things. His church called for more same-sex intimacy in churches, he tweeted out patently, biblically absurd things, walks, talks and acts like a Marxist, trashed the ‘Social Justice and the Gospel Statement’ endorsed the notion of a ‘gay Christian‘, and claimed that people cannot be reached without art.

Recently Tim Keller said that if you have white skin, you’re involved in injustice and that a few weeks ago he argued that Christians have the liberty of conscience to vote for pro-choice Democrats or pretty much damned near anyone.

It’s in this spirit that we introduce you to the Tim Keller Tweet Generator. Created by the folks over at Church News Online, it’s uncanny how accurately it captures his obtuse, frequently indecipherable voice that’s about as clear as mud and twice as shallow. Here is a small sampling:

It’s scary how perfect it is and indistinguishable from the real deal. This is some stage 4, neural network Artificial Intelligence we’re talking about here.

Check it out post-haste!


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9 thoughts on “Tim Keller Tweet Generator. We Found One. That’s It. That’s the Headline

  1. Thanks for making light of this absurd clown, who so richly deserves it.

    God’s sheep will not listen to him.

    Timothy Keller: Marked and Avoided

  2. It saddens me to know that many undiscerning and naive Christians look to this man for spiritual guidance.

  3. When I first became a Christian, everyone told me to check out Keller and that he was so great. I read a couple of chapters in one of his books and my alarm bells were already going off. One of the things I’ve constantly prayed for is discernment. Thank you, Holy Spirit! Romans 16:17.

    1. The exact same thing happened to me, John. I also had massive alarms going off when I read the title of his book ‘The Reason for God’. I was struck by the audacity that allows Keller to presume to be able to explain why the Sovereign, transcendent, omnipotent and infinitely wise God exists. As if any mortal can possible know that. The level of pride that it would take to come up with that title, let alone the book, is staggering.

      1 Cor 1:20 Where is the wise man? Where is the scribe? Where is the debater of this age? Has not God made foolish the wisdom of the world?
      1 Cor 1:27a. but God has chosen the foolish things of the world to shame the wise
      1 Cor 2:1-2. And when I came to you, brethren, I did not come with superiority of speech or of wisdom, proclaiming to you the testimony of God. 2 For I determined to know nothing among you except Jesus Christ, and Him crucified
      Is 5:21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes. And clever in their own sight!
      Luke 6:26 Woe to you when all men speak well of you, for their fathers used to treat the false prophets in the same way.

      Quotes from NASB

      I think I’ll leave it there for now – that should do it!

  4. Genuinely dont see anything he actually said that not biblical, just people saying what he said… this article seems very CNN to me

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