Lutheran Pastor Sides With The 5 Foolish Virgins AGAINST Jesus+ Has Harsh Words for the Groom and 5 Wise Virgins
The Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA) is one of the vilest denominations in America. Pro-homosexuality, pro-choice, and posessing a preternatural hatred for the Bible, it’s populated almost exclusively by spiritually decrepit senior citizens and virtue-twerking LGBTQ twenty-somethings. Less than 1% of the congregants in the denomination are saved, as you can only submit to a satanic pastor for so long without getting a little demonic yourself.
We’ve written about them before, in Lutheran Pastor Promotes Hookups, Polyamory, and Premarital Sex
, ELCA Leader in a Polyamorous/’Ethically Non-Monogamous’ Relationship, the time where After Annual Meeting, Lutheran Leadership+ Pastors Celebrate in Gay Bar, in Transgender Lutheran Pastrix Compares the Death of Trans Shooter to the Crucifixion of Jesus and lastly ELCA Church Recites Blasphemous ‘Sparkle Creed’ + ‘I believe in the non-binary God whose pronouns are plural’.
And lest we forget:
Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades.
The ELCA is also home to Luther Seminary, the denomination’s flagship seminary, where heresy is on tap 24/7. During their November 8 chapel service, Dr. Cody Sanders, the Associate Professor of Congregational and Community Care Leadership hate-reads the parable of the the foolish virgins in Matthew 25:1-13 and complains that what happened to them was unjust and unloving.
Goat herder. Satan laughs…