Drag Queen UMC Pastor Releases F-Bomb Laden ‘Slam Poem’ Torching The Bible as Uninspired
What a weird title, I know, but it’s hard to tell which denomination is the most apostate. The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) usually eventually pulls ahead of the Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) and the United Methodist Church in a race to see who is going to hell in a handbag the fastest, but this time the UMC really got a good head start thanks to this young man.
‘Pastor’ Issac Simmons is a 24-year-old openly gay man who’s been cheered and celebrated for being a drag queen performer of some notoriety named ‘ Ms. Penny Cost.’ Simmons, who speaks at UMC churches demon-holes across the country, uploaded a new ‘slam poem’ video on his website, and it is something to behold.
Blatantly titled “The Bible is Nothing” the video contains blasphemy, profanity, homoerotic references, a denial of God, and a posture of menace towards the scripture. Some of the lyrics are:
The Bible is nothing
Nothing but poetry pain and performance.
The bible is no more holy than Allen Ginsburg’s howls of life
No more peaceful than Oscar Wilde’s Requiescat in pace,
And no more stronger than Tammy F*cking Faye’s g*ddamn eyelash glue….
God must be f*cking nothing
If her… transubstantiated bodies of color are rundown,
beaten and strewn in the streets of America.
How can you know, how dare you say that the words of the Bible are literal
When my queer siblings know them best as literal bullets and batons,
lashes of liturgy and stings of Scripture
The bible is nothing.
God must be nothing. God must be nothing if her rainbow bedazzled, armour dissipated around Matthew Shepard as he cried his last tears.
God must be nothing if she allowed the pulse of her self portraits
to wither away in that bloodied Orlando nightclub
God is nothing, but if she were
She would be a seamstress, of divine couture,
weaving together string theory and self-portraits to form the fiercest gowns of queer existence
The Bible is nothing. God is nothing
Religion is nothing but an ostentatious,
Over the topness, internalization of white twink Nelly bottom realness
(Ed. Note. a really effeminate young gay man who likes to be penetrated rather than to penetrate)
God is nothing but a drag queen
With a microphone of biblical f*cking proportions
It’s enough to make even the demons die of second-hand embarrassment.
h/t Juicy Ecumenism
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Well, at least the demon is fully out of the closet (pun was intended). The devil knows his time his very short and the evil and delusion around is just astounding to those of us watching it. You want to run up to people, grab them by the shoulders, shake them and tell them to “WAKE UP!” before it is too late. Then you realize you can only pray for their eyes to be opened, be a Christian example and walk away. This man has proven how evil and demonic he truly is (and so is the UMC for allowing this demon to still be in the church.)
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With respect, we can do more than pray for folks to “go and be filled” when there’s something we can do. Reproof is a biblical command that many well meaning Christians shirk today.
An prideful poem just in time to launch his month-long celebration of the sin of pride, where he and his ilk publicly proclaim themselves to be superior to God Almighty and His Word, while demanding that the rest of us agree, or else.
You only think we’ve reached peak stupid. We’re not even close.